Black Panther: 4-Word Movie Reviews

Posted on February 28, 2018 by joecrowe

Full-length movie reviews are the worst. Four words? We’ve got plenty of time for that. Especially when we’re talking about BLACK PANTHER.

Shuri = rules.

When is Shuri’s movie? — Tegan Hendrickson, @artfulusername

Representation that matters. Finally! — Jessa Phillips, @SultryMinxZoe

M’Baku is my cuddle-bunny. –– Shaun Rosado, @Pneumaz

Genuine epic. Visually stunning. — Jennifer Hartshorn, @ThatJenHarts

Dora Milaje movie, please! — Tegan

Gorillas save the day! — Mark Finn, @FinnsWake

Killmonger was not wrong. — Jennifer

Where’s the brass frog? — Michael Gordon, @NewLegendMike

Wakanda out-cosmics Asgard. — Van Allen Plexico, @VanAllenPlexico

Suck it, white supremacists! — Deanna Toxopeus, @UbalStecha

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer: 4-Word Reviews

Posted on October 20, 2017 by joecrowe

We watched the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. These are all the thoughts we could muster as we sat agape before it.

(Watch it for yourself. DO IT.)

Porg!

I couldn’t think of four words, so I gave you a thousand instead. — Michael Falkner, @womprat99

Chewbacca finally uses conditioner. — Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha

Where are the Ewoks? — Jayme Blaschke, @JaymeBlaschke

Blergh? Nrrgh! HRNNNN! HRRRRRRNNNNHHH!!!! –KC Ryan-Pierce

Is Finn a Porg? — Nathan Laws, @42Cast

March of the Porguins. –Geena Phillips, @GeenaCanBlowMe

Definitely needs more Porgs. –Tegan Hendrickson, @Artful_Username

I’m Locuteness of Porg. — Michael French, @RetroBlasting

RevSF 4-Word Reviews: Star Trek Discovery Premiere

Posted on October 8, 2017 by joecrowe

RevolutionSF’s 4-Word Reviews is a delightful way to cram reviews into your brain without having to read, like, a bazillion words or something.

No Enterprise-style theme song? — Joe Crowe

Should’ve aired both parts. — Michael Falkner

It’s not Abrams. Yay! — Dave Farnell

Required underwear scene? Check! — Dave Farnell

Haters are highly illogical. — Dave Farnell

Continuity does not matter. — Mark Finn

Non-Trekkers, there’s the door. — Mark Finn

You’ll watch it anyway. — Mark Finn

My Trek is done. — Michael Gordon

Found anything yet?

Just take my wallet. — Ryan Guthrie

Really big Klingon subtitles! — Jennifer Hartshorn

Loved the bridge sounds. — Laura Haywood-Cory

Michelle Yeoh is amazing. — Tegan Hendrickson

Listen to black women. — Sue Kisenwether

Bechdel-Wallace pass within minutes. — Sue Kisenwether

Loved it. Fight me. — Sue Kisenwether

Warrior caste Drow Klingons! — Shaun Rosado

SPOILER WARNING

Argh! Want more Yeoh! — Dave Farnell

Star Trek Discovery Trailer Probe: 4-Word Reviews

Posted on June 7, 2017 by joecrowe

Star Trek: Discovery! There is a trailer, and the RevolutionSF collective watched it. The show will air “this fall” on CBS Access if you pay them money so you can watch it. (Sidebar: It will be on CBS Access whether you pay them money or not.)

Watch it here!

We challenged each other to review the trailer using only four words.

If anyone wrote more than four words about the trailer, we made them read the comments from men’s rights activists about the trailer. That’s right. ALL OF THEM. Send us yours at RevolutionSF.

Yes! Yes! Oh YES!!!! –Gary Mitchel, @Gary_Mitchel

Make bigoted nerds cry! —Tegan Hendrickson, @artful_username

Pretty trailer. Ugly Klingons. –Jayme Blaschke, @JaymeBlaschke

Those are Klingons? OK. –Sue Kisenwether, @spaltor

Exciting trailer. Ugly fandom. –Michael Falkner, @womprat99

Michelle Yeoh. MICHELLE YEOH. –Van Allen Plexico, @vanallenplexico

Michelle Yeoh. Effing Finally! –Mark Finn, @FinnsWake

Passing Bechdel? Flying colors. –Sue Kisenwether, @spaltor

We have Doug Jones! –Tegan Hendrickson, @artful_username

I miss Jonathan Archer. –John S. Drew, @drewshi2000

Automatically better than Voyager. –Mark Finn, @FinnsWake

Found anything yet?