Food Frakker: One dollar delicious

In these grim economic times, we should take a look at what culinary opportunities await us at the dollar store. Everything in this Food Frakker entry cost exactly ONE DOLLAR!

What’s the best thing about mechanically separated chicken? The labor savings it has over he tediously hand-separated chicken.

It’s a rare dollar store that has a freezer section.

The one dollar cheeseburger is at least the equal of a dollar cheeseburger from a fast food chain.

At first glance, the BBQ rib sandwhich gets honesty points for a box with a realistically disgusting photo. But then one gets a closer look at the actual product.

The French toast bites are a quick and easy cubical variation on a food that is already about as quick and easy as a food can be.

The instant chow mein is ramen noodles by another name.

The frozen hashbrowns aren’t terribly different from what I would make with fresh potatoes. Here I have jazzed it up with some of my frakker condiment backlog, Jufran banana sauce from the Philipines (which tastes like particularly vivid ketchup) and Lizano salsa from El Salvador (which tastes like a cayenne steak sauce):

The pretzels taste good with melted cheese and diced tomatoes. Think of it as pretzel nachos.

About mbey

Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX. He's also the founder of digital marketing agency Froglet.
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