Author Archives: mbey

About mbey

Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX.

Food Frakker: Scouting out groceries

Here’s a few sights from grocery stores around Austin. Every once in a while I have to use the restroom at the HEB when it’s being cleaned, so I have to visit the second-floor employees’ facilities. It’s a grackle’s eye … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Old Co-op projects still running

I stopped by Sasona, my old co-op for a while last week. It’s been a long time since I’ve visited, and I was pleasantly surprised that some of the ridiculous ghetto hacks I had installed are still running, years later. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Food Frakker: Catching and eating my prey

The story of my most recent fishing trip starts with crickets. Thousands and thousands of crickets. Apparently this is a fairly common event this time of year. I think that Highland Mall has a particularly large swarm because they irrigate … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Space Squid travels to College Station

I wanted to post a few photos from the recent Space Squid excursion to College Station. Because it was the official hand-over of the clay tablet issue to the Cushing science fiction archive, we had to make it a huge … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Goldilocks Planet

I am sitting here at my computer having just finished a particularly long and tedious shift at the bakery. Making pies and French bread from scratch is a pain to do at home, and doing it at a commercial scale … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Caledonia Homies

It was a little odd to hear NPR this morning mention both Portage, WI and "The town of Caledonia." I grew up in Caledonia, which is a township and not by any stretch of imagination an actual town. The nearest … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Food Frakker: Dim Sum

Last Sunday the lovely Choo organized an outing to a dim sum restaurant in the North Lamar China Center. I’ve mentioned dim sum before, and if ever there were a proper way to eat it, it’s with a group of … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Large Hadron Collider = Plasma cannon?

So, apparently, no one really knows what would happen if you put your hand in the Large Hadron Collider proton beam. My tax money is paying for those protons. I demand some hand vaporizing.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Food Frakker: How to eat a very small bluegill

A while ago I openly mused that I should get a fishing license. Julia (my food-frakking deputy) who we have determined does indeed pay attention, subsequently bought me a Texas fishing license and a pole. My first fishing expedition was … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Team Drabblecast

So, yet another thing that I should mention. I was asked by Norm Sherman to step in as an associate editor at the Drabblecast. I’ve been a fan of the Drabblecast for as long as I’ve had an MP3 player. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment