That guy from the Thriller video

It doesn’t take long for the vultures to descend. Here’s some cookies they’ve been making at Quack’s Bakery:

And before you ask, no, I was not the first one to ask why it was on a ginger cookie instead of a butter cookie, nor was I the first one to suggest that the cookie have its hair on fire. I was however the first one to point out that the cookie’s arms are too short for it to grab its crotch.