so i ordered this wireless spycam off ebay. you can get them for around 30 bucks. you know, for spying on your nanny or for videotaping people defecating.
when the GF came home the day the spycam arrived i greeted her with: "I have a confession to make. I…um…I put a spycam on your cat."
unfortunately, the cat immediately hid under the couch.
i’ll keep you informed of any developments.