proctological search success!

SPACE SQUID is proud to announce that we are the #1 google hit for the precise search phrase "anus lump". We couldn’t be prouder, although without the quotes we are merely a page two hit, so there’s obviously room for improvement.

Of the 50 or so visiters that spacesquid.com receives off the "anus lump" query, none have resulted in a zine sale. What’s wrong with these people? It’s as if they had something entirely different on their mind.

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Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX. He's also the founder of digital marketing agency Froglet.
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