Monthly Archives: December 2006

music for the heart

dr.who was always meant to be this jazzy. somebody needs to get me a giftcard for xmas so i can buy this album.

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Pinkwater’s Neddiad

daniel pinkwater changed my life. his book "alan mendelson, boy from mars" is a step-by-step guide for weird kids to survive elementary and junior high school. i followed every step, from studying nifty new ways to trip people, to knowing … Continue reading

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trashy movies — trashy clothing

as it happens, my co-worker john who badgered me into watching "the beyond" happens to be wearing a "the beyond" sweatshirt in this moderately chilly weather. it’s made by chas balun at rotten cotton graphics, a company which primarily sells … Continue reading

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Don: cool guy

so i caught the 1978 film "Don" which made amitabh bachchan the star he is today. it’s difficult to describe the 70s sheik which comes to play in this movie. giant bowties. heists involving fake beards. and a cameo by … Continue reading

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my new best bollywood actor

i’ve grown bored with sanjay dutt. i’m turning my starry-eyed celebrity affections toward the unanimously proclaimed superstar of bollywood film: Amitabh Bachchan. i saw him recently in the movie boom which i reviewed earlier. bachchan was easily the best thing … Continue reading

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wanna see something gross?

it’s gross, but it’s the only thing that can keep the flies out of my place of employment. there’s no actual poison in the traps, just an entrance that’s difficult to exit. and a terrible smell that lures the flies. … Continue reading

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lucio fulci: master of the inane

there’s a point in every lucio fulci movie when you realize that it’s just not going to tie together. in the beyond, that moment comes when the ginger-kid displays blank-white eyeballs (no doubt a tribute to little orphan annie) at … Continue reading

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