dork police

i regret i didn’t get a picture of the baltimore/washington international airport police as they rode around on their dorky toys with their canadian mountie hats and super-serious expressions.

why don’t they just use those supermarket cripple-scooters?

segways are the hula-hoop of the turn-of-the-millenium.

now, hula-hooping while segwaying, now that would be cool.

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Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX.
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