So I just wrote up all this for my custom block on the sidebar, and then found out that this blog template doesn’t display the custom block. I thought about changing the template, and then thought, "Nah–I like the monkey." So since I don’t want all that time to be a waste, here is what I wrote for my self-intro:
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| SuperDave is not the original SuperDave, but while his superness does not derive from being horribly injured in insane stunts, he is super nonetheless. And he is a Dave, so like many Daves, he keeps his superness under his hat, revealing it, along with his growing bald spot, only to the most worthy: You, dear reader, yes you–you are blessed with the full glory of SuperDave. You might want to wear sunglasses.
In his secret identity, SuperDave is even more mild-mannered. He poses as an itinerant university lecturer, teaching here for a few years and there for a few years at schools in Fukuoka, Japan. Currently he is having a blast teaching American literature and culture at one of the top schools in the region, but it’s only a two-year gig. What’s next? Who knows–but SuperDave fears not what the future holds, as long as it does not involve a boring 9-5 job. SuperDave is married to UltraJunko, and has two daughters: FantasticSayumi and AmazingNatsumi. Sayumi will be having a baby in December (working title: The Astounding Grandchild!). SuperDave has recently added an animal sidekick, Lili the Wonderdog, whose main powers seem to be "Look Extremely Cute" and "Make Weird Noises." |