[  Mood: Amused ]
My friend Jan is going to visit us in Japan soon, and I wanted to show her why she’ll actually need training to use our sci-fi toilet. So I googled "Washlet," and found the Toto company’s American website. It is a trip. I never knew butts could be so happy! And why do those people seem like cultists?

Warning: Not safe for work if your employer considers a bunch of attractive naked butts with smiley faces on them to be pornography.