Vanilla: A review of The Adjustment Bureau

I guess expecting three positive reviews in a row was too much to ask.

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For his vision of the PKD short story “Adjustment Team,” “Bourne Ultimatum” writer and first-time director George Nolfi wastes the excellent performances of and chemistry between Matt Damon and Emily Blunt in the vanilla “The Adjustment Bureau.”

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Nolfi’s screenplay and direction vastly underplay the story’s inherent paranoia to the point of making it virtually nonexistent. While numerous scenes showcase Norris running scared through and under the streets of New York, for the obvious lack of tension present, he may as well been strolling down 6th Avenue, a Starbucks latte in hand. Damon and Blunt give their level best, but the screenplay and direction hamper their every move.

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Aside from the storytelling snafus, Nolfi the director falters. Relying on the very basics of filmmaking, he uses no unusual lighting or angles. Most shots come from straight on, giving the whole production the feeling of a stage play. Especially in light of “Black Swan,” the film’s dance numbers, potentially important, seem pedestrian.

See the rest of my critique at Moving Pictures.

A seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed the improbable Rango.

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In a seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy, director Gore Verbinski (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”), with the aid of Johnny Depp, masterfully combines “Chinatown,” Sergio Leone’s Man with No Name films and the best of Looney Tunes into the hilarious and entertaining “Rango.”

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While borrowing liberally from a variety of sources, the screenplay by John Logan (“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”) melds all the disparate elements into a cohesive and thoroughly original story. In the visual-effects firm’s first animated feature, the magnificent ILM animation sparkles, granting each beautiful scene lush details and the countless characterizations a unique vision.

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Verbinski, who along with Logan and James Ward Byrkit conceived the story, brilliantly establishes the tenor of the tale within his terrarium from the outset: Four owl mariachi-band narrators break the fourth wall and, like some Greek tragedy’s chorus, eventually become immersed within the story itself. Then Rango puts on a manic one-man, one-act show co-starring a nude, headless doll and a windup fish, both inanimate.

Read more at Moving Pictures.

A seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy was originally published on The Geek Curmudgeon

A seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy

For Moving Pictures, I reviewed the improbable Rango.

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In a seemingly impossible bit of movie alchemy, director Gore Verbinski (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”), with the aid of Johnny Depp, masterfully combines “Chinatown,” Sergio Leone’s Man with No Name films and the best of Looney Tunes into the hilarious and entertaining “Rango.”

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While borrowing liberally from a variety of sources, the screenplay by John Logan (“Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street”) melds all the disparate elements into a cohesive and thoroughly original story. In the visual-effects firm’s first animated feature, the magnificent ILM animation sparkles, granting each beautiful scene lush details and the countless characterizations a unique vision.

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Verbinski, who along with Logan and James Ward Byrkit conceived the story, brilliantly establishes the tenor of the tale within his terrarium from the outset: Four owl mariachi-band narrators break the fourth wall and, like some Greek tragedy’s chorus, eventually become immersed within the story itself. Then Rango puts on a manic one-man, one-act show co-starring a nude, headless doll and a windup fish, both inanimate.

Read more at Moving Pictures.

DVDs received 2/26/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

The Walking Dead: Season One

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After waking from a coma in an abandoned hospital, police officer Rick Grimes finds the world he knew gone – ravaged by a zombie epidemic of apocalyptic proportions. Nearby, on the outskirts of Atlanta, a small encampment struggles to survive as ‘the dead’ stalk them at every turn. Can Rick and the others hold onto their humanity as they fight to live in this terrifying new world? And, amidst dire conditions and personal rivalries, will they ultimately survive one another? AMC’s The Walking Dead is an epic, survival adventure series from the director of The Shawshank Redemption and the producer of The Terminator and Aliens.

Special Features

    Extra Footage and Featurettes including The Making Of THE WALKING DEAD

    Inside THE WALKING DEAD Episodes 1-6

    A Sneak Peek with Robert Kirkman

    Behind the Scenes Zombie Make-Up Tips

    Convention Panel with Producers

    THE WALKING DEAD Trailer.

Madeline On The Town

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Join Madeline, the smallest of 12 little girls in Miss Clavel’s class, and her best friend, her loyal dog Genevieve, as they take the fun to town with six outrageous adventures inspired by Ludwig Bemelmans’ best-selling children’s books!

Six Adventures, Including:

    Madeline And The Wedding

    Madeline On Stage

    Madeline And The Fashion Show

    Madeline At The Ballet

    Madeline At The Costume Party

    Madeline’s Birthday At The Zoo

ReBoot: Seasons One & Two

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Welcome to Mainframe. Home to Guardian Bob, formatted to mend and defend. Join the fast-paced action and adventure as Bob and his friends Dot, her brother Enzo and his trusty dog Frisket fend off attacks from the superviruses known as Megabyte and Hexadecimal in their relentless pursuit of chaos and the destruction of Mainframe.

Known as the very first completely computer-animated half-hour TV series, ReBoot debuted in the United States on ABC’s Saturday-morning block in 1994 and has captured the hearts and imaginations of kids and gamers ever since!

A high-octane 3-D love letter

The heavily-hyped 3-D action film Drive Angry surprised me.

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Lussier thoroughly embraces the formula, rarely slowing for reflection through the dizzying array of creative action, one-liners and bare breasts. While no one will be discussing this picture next year around awards time, “Drive Angry” thrills and excites unlike any action movie of the past couple of years. Just make sure to check your brain at the door.

I further elaborated at Moving Pictures:

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Plot and common sense rarely matter within this genre, and “Drive Angry” is no different. Milton (a brooding Cage) breaks out of Hell to avenge his dead daughter and to stop a cult (fronted by the over-the-top Billy Burke) from sacrificing his infant granddaughter. Satan’s minion the Accountant (the laconic William Fichtner) pursues the rogue soul. The beautiful and feisty Piper (a surprisingly tough-as-nails Amber Heard) befriends Milton. Excessive bloody violence, car chases and gratuitous nudity — all common grindhouse traits — ensue.

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The idea that this simple and derivative screenplay required two writers (Lussier and Todd Farmer, who also worked on Lussier’s “My Bloody Valentine”) borders on ludicrous. The concept, characters and pacing bear an uncanny similarity to Richard Kadrey’s excellent 2009 novel “Sandman Slim,” though Kadrey handled the whole mess in a far superior fashion.

DVDs received 2/18/11

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

All-Star Superman

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Fueled by hatred and jealousy, Lex Luthor masterminds an elaborate plot to kill the Man of Steel – and it works. Poisoned by solar radiation, Superman is dying. With weeks to live, he fulfills his life’s dreams – especially revealing his true identity to Lois Lane – until Luthor proclaims his ultimate plan to control the world with no alien hero to stop him. Powers fading, Superman engages in a spectacular deadly battle with Luthor that could truly trigger the end of Earth’s Greatest Protector. This startling and gripping DC Universe Animated Original Movie stars the voice talents of James Denton, Anthony LaPaglia, Christina Hendricks and Ed Asner.

Special Features:

    Sneak Peek at "Green Lantern: Emerald Knights"
    Featurette: “Superman Now” – In a moment of inspiration, Grant Morrison was provided an opportunity to revamp the Man of Steel into something modern, something more relevant for today’s audience. This is the story of All-Star Superman – where it all started, and what it came to be
    Two bonus episodes from "Superman: The Animated Series" handpicked by Bruce Timm
    Featurette: “Incubating the Idea” – A conversation with Grant Morrison
    Audio Commentary: Bruce Timm and Grant Morrison
    All-Star Superman Virtual Comic Book

Frequent readers of my pixels know how much I love the original All Star Superman comics, calling it "quite possibly the finest Superman tale of all time." My biggest complaint about this DVD/Blu Ray set is that NONE of the special features are available on the DVD disc. Sucks for those of us that don’t have a Blu Ray.

Coming Attractions Classic Horror

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FORTY-NINE HAIR-RAISING HORROR TRAILERS TO SATISFY YOUR MACABRE DESIRE!

    1. Dracula
    2. Frankenstein
    3. The Mummy
    4. The Wolf Man
    5. Bride of Frankenstein
    6. The Invisible Man Returns
    7. Murders in the Rue Morgue
    8. Horror Island
    9. Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man
    10. The Devil Commands
    11. Captive Wild Woman
    12. Black Friday
    13. The Invisible Ray
    14. The Black Cat
    15. Night Monster
    16. The Frozen Ghost
    17. House of Horrors
    18. The Mad Doctor of Market Street
    19. Island of Doomed Men
    20. Weird Woman
    21. The Black Room
    22. The Devil’s Mask
    23. The Great Impersonation
    24. The Ghost of Frankenstein
    25. Son of Dracula
    26. Dracula’s Daughter
    27. The Invisible Woman
    28. The Mummy’s Curse
    29. Jungle Captive
    30. The Cat Creeps
    31. She-Wolf of London
    32. The Mystery of Marie Roget
    33. House of Frankenstein
    34. House of Dracula
    35. The Face Behind the Mask
    36. The Man Who Lived Twice
    37. I Love a Mystery
    38. Night Key
    39. Calling Dr. Death
    40. WereWolf of London
    41. NightMare
    42. Mystery of the White Room
    43. The Climax
    44. The Phantom of the Opera (color)
    45. Invisible Agent
    46. Flesh and Fantasy
    47. The Mummy’s Hand
    48. Pillow of Death
    49. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Special thanks to my Uncle Arth, who also enjoys the old time horror flicks, for sending me this one.

Books received 2/17/11 Part I

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Thirteen Years Later
by Jasper Kent
Cover by Paul Young

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Aleksandr made a silent promise to the Lord. God would deliver him–would deliver Russia–and he would make Russia into the country that the Almighty wanted it to be. He would be delivered from the destruction that wasteth at noonday, and from the pestilence that walketh in darkness–the terror by night…

1825, Europe–and Russia–have been at peace for ten years. Bonaparte is long dead and the threat of invasion is no more. For Colonel Aleksei Ivanovich Danilov, life is peaceful. Not only have the French been defeated but so have the twelve monstrous creatures he once fought alongside, and then against, ten or more years ago. His duty is still to serve and to protect his tsar, Aleksandr the First, but now the enemy is human.

However the Tsar knows that he can never be at peace. Of course, he is aware of the uprising fermenting within the Russian army–among his supposedly loyal officers. No, what troubles him is something that threatens to bring damnation down upon him, his family and his country. The Tsar has been reminded of a promise: a promise born of blood…a promise that was broken a hundred years before.

Now the one who was betrayed by the Romanovs has returned to exact revenge for what has been denied him. And for Aleksei, knowing this chills his very soul. For it seems the vile pestilence that once threatened all he believed in and all he held dear has returned, thirteen years later…

I thoroughly enjoyed this book’s predecessor Twelve. Excellent, creative vampire fiction.

The Remembering: Book Three of The Meq
by Steve Cash
Cover by Kathleen Lynch

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THEIR ORIGINS ARE A MYSTERY.
THEIR FUTURE IS AT HAND.

For thousands of years the Meq have existed side by side with humanity—appearing as twelve-year-old children, unsusceptible to wounds and disease, dying only by extraordinary means. They have survived through the rise and fall of empires and emperors, through explorations, expansions, and war. Five sacred stones give a few of them mystical powers, but not the power to understand a long-destined event called the Remembering.

In the aftermath of the nuclear bombing of Japan in 1945, Zianno Zezen finds himself alone, while the fate of the other Meq and his beloved Opari, carrier of the Stone of Blood, is unknown. But Z’s archenemy, the Fleur-du-Mal, survives. In the next half century Z will reunite with far-flung friends both Meq and human, as American and Soviet spies vie to steal and harness the powers and mysteries of the timeless children. With the day of the Remembering rapidly approaching, Z must interpret the strange writing on an ancient etched stone sphere. In those markings, Z will discover messages within messages and begin a journey to the truth about his people and himself.

Lyrical and mesmerizing, The Remembering spans the world and history, from the first humans to a secret that has never been told before. The Remembering is the moving saga of the Meq—their purpose, past, and future among us.

The Raven Queen
by Jules Watson
Cover by Juliana Kolesova

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In this dazzling retelling of one of Ireland’s most stirring legends, acclaimed author Jules Watson brings to life the story of Maeve, the raven queen, who is as fierce as she is captivating.

She was born to be a pawn, used to secure her father’s royal hold on his land. She was forced to advance his will through marriage—her own desires always thwarted. But free-spirited Maeve will no longer endure the schemes of her latest husband, Conor, the cunning ruler of Ulster. And when her father’s death puts her homeland at the mercy of its greedy lords and Conor’s forces, Maeve knows she must at last come into her own power to save it.

With secret skill and daring, Maeve proves herself the equal of any warrior on the battlefield. With intelligence and stealth, she learns the strategies—and sacrifices—of ruling a kingdom through treacherous alliances. And to draw on the dangerous magic of her country’s oldest gods, Maeve seeks out the wandering druid Ruan, whose unexpected passion and strange connection to the worlds of spirit imperil everything Maeve thought true about herself—and put her at war with both her duty and her fate.

Part II

Books received 2/17/11 Part II

Let’s take a quick look to see what’s arrived at the Geek Compound.

Grail
by Elizabeth Bear
Cover by Carl Galian

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Rife with intrigue and betrayal, heroism and sacrifice, Grail brings Elizabeth Bear’s brilliant space opera to a triumphant conclusion.

At last the generation ship Jacob’s Ladder has arrived at its destination: the planet they have come to call Grail. But this habitable jewel just happens to be populated already: by humans who call their home Fortune. And they are wary of sharing Fortune—especially with people who have genetically engineered themselves to such an extent that it is a matter of debate whether they are even human anymore. To make matters worse, a shocking murder aboard the Jacob’s Ladder has alerted Captain Perceval and the angel Nova that formidable enemies remain hidden somewhere among the crew.

On Grail—or Fortune, rather—Premier Danilaw views the approach of the Jacob’s Ladder with dread. Behind the diplomatic niceties of first-contact protocol, he knows that the deadly game being played is likely to erupt into full-blown war—even civil war. For as he strives to chart a peaceful and prosperous path forward for his people, internal threats emerge to take control by any means necessary.

The Scarab Path (Shadows of the Apt)
by Adrian Tchaikovsky
Cover by Jon Sullivan

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The war with the Wasp Empire has ended in a bitter stalemate, and Collegium has nothing to show for it but wounded veterans. Cheerwell Maker finds herself crippled in ways no doctor can mend, haunted by ghosts of the past that she cannot appease, seeking for meaning in a city that no longer seems like home. The Empress Seda is regaining control over those imperial cities who refused to bow the knee to her, but she draws her power from something more sinister than mere armies and war machines. Only her consort, the former spymaster Thalric, knows the truth, and now the assassins are coming and he finds his life and his loyalties under threat yet again. Out past the desert of the Nem the ancient city of Khanaphes awaits them both, with a terrible secret entombed beneath its stones..

Deus Ex: Icarus Effect
by James Swallow
Cover by Jim Murray

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IT’S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. BUT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HERE.

In the near future, with physical augmentation gaining ground and nano-cybernetics only years away, the dawn of limitless human evolution is just beyond the horizon, and a secret corporate cabal of ruthless men intends to make sure that humankind stays under its control. But two people on opposite sides of the world are starting to ask questions that could get them killed.

Secret Service agent Anna Kelso has been suspended for investigating the shooting that claimed her partner’s life. Anna suspects that the head of a bio-augmentation firm was the real target, and against orders she’s turned up a few leads concerning a covert paramilitary force and a cadre of underground hackers. But the cover-up runs deep, and now there’s a target on her back. Meanwhile, Ben Saxon, former SAS officer turned mercenary, joins a shadowy special ops outfit. They say they’re a force for good, but Saxon quickly learns that the truth is not so clear-cut. So begins a dangerous quest to uncover a deadly secret that will take him from Moscow to London, D.C. to Geneva, and to the dark truth—if he lives that long.

The year is 2027; in a world consumed by chaos and conspiracy, two people are set on a collision course with the most powerful and dangerous organization in history—and the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.

Part I

Disturbing and Compelling

I reviewed writer-director Jorge Michel Grau’s debut feature We Are What We Are (Somos lo que hay) for Moving Pictures.

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Following the sudden death of their patriarch/caretaker, the temperamental Patricia (Carmen Beato) and her three teenage children must fend for themselves. Father prepared the rituals and acquired the meat for this family of cannibals. Aided by his impetuous younger brother Julián (Alan Chávez) and his pragmatic sister Sabina (Paulina Gaitán), the eldest son, Alfredo (Francisco Barreiro), is now charged with this momentous task, a responsibility he seems ill suited for. Chaos and emotional turmoil follow as the family hunts for the flesh they need to survive.

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Astonishingly, despite the unpleasant premise, Grau manages to keep the bloodletting below pre-spectacle levels, rather relying primarily on shadows and innuendo with just the proper amount of shock-inducing gore, more in line with a Hitchcockian thriller than the film’s more immediate antecedents such as the “Saw” films, “The Descent” and “Hostel.” The oft-times surprising story, replete with none-too-subtle parallels to contemporary urban Mexican life, disappointedly culminates into a predictable conclusion.

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Empowered by some excellent acting especially from Gaitán (“Sin Nombre”) and Barreiro (“Perpetuum Mobile”), the mesmerizing “We Are What We Are” features the arrival of a promising new talent, destined to be a prominent figure within the next generation of horror moviemakers.

So much for the popular conception that I hate everything…

Behold the awesome power of RevSF & Paul O. Miles

RevolutionSF has struck again. A third selection (following Flex Mentallo and Chase) from Uncanny Un-Collectibles, our late September/early October ’10 six day extravaganza of comics that have never been collected (or were currently not available) but really should be is being collected this summer. In the very first entry of the first day, Paul O. Miles lamented the lack of a Sugar and Spike book.

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Even more than Scribbly, Mayer was known for Sugar and Spike, his long running kids series for DC Comics. Sugar and Spike are next door neighbor babies, who understand each other’s gibberish and get into mischief. Mayer simplified his style for a younger audience, cutting down the ideas per panel in a way that immediately reminds you of Ketcham’s Dennis the Menace. The thing about Sugar and Spike or other long running kid’s comics such as Little Lulu is there are rarely individual stories that tower over the rest and demand reprinting. Instead, you hope to have as much reprinted as possible so you can experience the cartoonist’s art over a wide range of work.

There are a few Sugar and Spikes reprinted in the Toon Treasury [of Classic Children’s Comics], but it really cries out for a Showcase Presents edition. DC over the years has done a good job of digging in its crates. Hopefully, at some point, they’ll make Mayer widely available again. They owe him.

Apparently the folks from DC heard his cries, because hidden among the solicitations for March was this gem.

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SUGAR AND SPIKE ARCHIVES VOL. 1 HC
Written by SHELDON MAYER
Art and cover by SHELDON MAYER

DC’s cult favorite comic about a pair of precocious babies is collected at last in this volume.

Hot-tempered Sugar Plumm and shy Cecil “Spike” Wilson may be toddlers, but they know more about getting into trouble than most grown-ups. And while they can understand each other perfectly, all their parents seem to hear when they speak is “Glx sptzl glaah!”

Now, DC Comics collects their classic series for the first time, starting with issues #1-10, in this hardcover showcasing stories and art by the talented Sheldon Mayer, inspired by the hijinks of his own children.

ADVANCE SOLICITED • On sale AUGUST 31 240 pg, FC, $59.99 US

Three down, 49 titles left to go…