Book Probe: Star Wars: Forces of Destiny Tales of Hope and Courage

Book Probe eliminates the petty concern that many humans have: what to buy. Book Probe tells you. Obey Book Probe. 

Star Wars Forces of Destiny: Tales of Hope and Courage

Of course, Star Wars fans should own this book, an anthology of stories about female heroes in all the Star Wars time frames, from Padme to Jyn Erso to Princess Leia.

The stories are thrilling and inspiring, with action, humor, and good triumphing over evil.

You know, Star Wars stuff.

As the dad of a daughter, these stories really poke me hard in the emotions. My daughter loves them. They’re the kind of stories that will be read and reread a jillion times.

For the younger young-uns, they’re suitable for bedtime stories. OK, I’ll admit it. They’re suitable for bedtime stories for any age.

 

Star Wars: The Last Jedi: Bomber Command

This is a novel starring Paige Tico, sister of Rose from The Last Jedi. Author Jason Fry digs into Paige’s character in this all-ages novel, as is the traditional style of the movie tie-in. Kids of any age are going to dig this story, a brand-new adventure with a terrific hero in the time frame of The Last Jedi movie.

The illustrations and the haphazard, fun journal-style design of the book will pull in younglings who are not quite ready for page after page of text.

All books should have design schematics for space bombers. There, I said it.

Bonus Review: The Dragon Inside by Alex Sapegin

This is a very fun fantasy novel, where a human from our own humdrum, dragon-free world discovers a fantasy realm that has all the elves orcs, quests, and mythos that one requires from such a thing.

The author beautifully reveals the world as the book’s hero discovers it, and by that I mean, I want to go there now.

The world has Eleraffs, a cross between an elephant and a giraffe. Eleraffs are my new favorite thing, and I want them to be in every book.

“The dungeon is not a spa” is the funniest quote I’ve seen in awhile.

This whole story is fun, with heroes, villains. You know, the good stuff. Highly recommended.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi reviewed

By Stanley Clarke

Star Wars: The Last Jedi shattered expectations with its epic drama, humor, acting, plot twists, and originality. The film starts where The Force Awakens ended with Rey seeking Luke’s guidance as a Jedi master and the Resistance in a war with the First Order.

The movie continues by creating relationships between the characters Rey (Daisy Ridley) and Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) as well as Finn (John Boyega) and Rose Tico (Kelly Marie Tran). Snoke (Andy Serkis) continues to sway his pupil Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) closer and closer to the dark side throughout the film.

Poe Dameron (Oscar Isaac) and Leia Organa (Carrie Fisher) quarrel over strategies to fight the First Order. While The Last Jedi does makes nods and references to other Star Wars films, it maintains a uniqueness seen through its plot twists and creative uses of the force, however it does not go without fault.
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The Last Jedi clocks in at an exhausting 2 hours and 32 minutes. Many of the subplots, especially those not featuring main characters, were underwhelming.  While the introduction of Tico and Admiral Amilyn Holdo (Laura Dern) added much welcome character depth and development, the stories themselves failed to spark much interest. Rey’s relationship with Skywalker, Ren’s continuing conflict between light and dark, and Snoke’s evil leadership offered far more intriguing plot points.

Rian Johnson expertly directed this eighth installment. His vision offers hope for the future of the franchise, since he is writing and directing the new Star Wars trilogy.

Easily the most humor packed Star Wars movie, the film hits the audience with genuine comedy throughout.  Unlike previous chapters, the comedy does not come just from the droids, but emerges from from the likes of Dameron, Skywalker, and other humanoids.

The acting in The Last Jedi is uniformly good. Even the much maligned Hamill was much better than his previous Skywalker portrayals. Driver’s standout performance as the menacing yet conflicted Ren creates some epic and emotional moments throughout the film.

The stunning visuals of the diverse planets, creative creatures, stunning space battles, and epic lightsaber fights create enjoyable moments.  Atoning for his lackluster The Force Awakens score, John Williams’ excellent music fuels much of the emotion, drama, and action in many scenes.

My favorite parts of The Last Jedi are the creative uses of the Force.  The film explains and uses the iconic mysticism in original and unique ways that leads to the unexpected. Unexpected also applies to The Last Jedi’s enjoyable and welcome plot twists.

Rian Johnson, John Williams, and the cast create an amazing movie that must be seen. The Last Jedi’s stunning acting, deep plot points, and genuine humor make it one of the best in the saga.

 

Born not that long ago and in this very galaxy, lifelong Star Wars fan, Stanley Brandt eagerly awaits the next chapter. Until then, he’ll have to brood while rehashing the past and dreaming about celluloid futures.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer: 4-Word Reviews

We watched the Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer. These are all the thoughts we could muster as we sat agape before it. 

(Watch it for yourself. DO IT.) 

Porg!

I couldn’t think of four words, so I gave you a thousand instead. — Michael Falkner, @womprat99

 

Chewbacca finally uses conditioner. — Deanna Toxopeus, @ubalstecha

Where are the Ewoks? — Jayme Blaschke, @JaymeBlaschke

 

Blergh? Nrrgh! HRNNNN! HRRRRRRNNNNHHH!!!! –KC Ryan-Pierce

Is Finn a Porg? — Nathan Laws, @42Cast

March of the Porguins. –Geena Phillips, @GeenaCanBlowMe

Definitely needs more Porgs. –Tegan Hendrickson, @Artful_Username

I’m Locuteness of Porg. — Michael French, @RetroBlasting