{"id":87,"date":"2010-07-06T04:31:29","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T04:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/07\/06\/eschaton-of-the-squid\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:54","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:54","slug":"eschaton-of-the-squid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/07\/06\/eschaton-of-the-squid\/","title":{"rendered":"Eschaton of the Squid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re counting down to the next issue of Space Squid. This will be issue number 9, due out for Armadillocon in late August.<\/p>\n<p>As of this moment I have cut off the submissions that we will be considering for #9. So if you send something in, and should it pass through the first round of reading, then you can expect we won&#8217;t give you a final verdict on whether or not we&#8217;ll consider it for #10 until after August. I&#8217;m not trying to scare you away from submitting, this is probably your best shot at acceptance, when we&#8217;re all aglow with the joy of small press. Just keep in mind that it might take a little longer than usual.<\/p>\n<p>The slushpile is empty <span style=\"font-style: italic\">as of this moment<\/span>. If you haven&#8217;t at least received a hold request from us, then something is horribly wrong and you need to send me a ping immediately.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s still about eight stories that are on hold and up for final perusal by the Space Squid editorial board. However it shakes down, we&#8217;ve got some really good material. I&#8217;m happy that we took a year to get this issue out. It&#8217;s ensured that we have nothing but the best fiction available.<\/p>\n<p>Contracts and illustration assignments go out in the next week or so (unless I&#8217;m a horrible slacker as I usually am). <\/p>\n<p>Kudos go to our assistant editor Elle, who made this grand issue come together by reading a vast amount of slush. We&#8217;ve had about 340 submissions over the past year, roughly one a day. Ten of them came from one guy (Mr. Brown, you&#8217;re ready to pop, I swear). A considerate review of these stories would not have been possible without Elle&#8217;s help, so thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re counting down to the next issue of Space Squid. This will be issue number 9, due out for Armadillocon in late August. 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