{"id":74,"date":"2010-08-01T16:11:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T16:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/08\/01\/the-new-space-squid-is-coming\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:53","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:53","slug":"the-new-space-squid-is-coming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/08\/01\/the-new-space-squid-is-coming\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Space Squid is Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s August, and here in Austin that means two things, 1.) a month of tortuous heat and 2.) the Austin sci-fi convention <a href=\"http:\/\/www.armadillocon.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Armadillocon<\/a>. Yep, Armadillocon is the big show people. That&#8217;s why Space Squid is currently running around frantically putting together the new issue, the first new issue since the last time we were all at Armadillocon. <\/p>\n<p>And because we are Space Squid, the most punk-rock and notorious Sci-fi\/Humor\/Comics zine in America, the issue release will have a number of truly amazing events, the details of which we are still ironing out. A party is virtually guaranteed. <\/p>\n<p>Longtime readers of this blog will know about the ongoing malfunction with our beloved photocopier, Sanjay2. This was one of the reasons we skipped a spring issue. I&#8217;ve done more work on it, and it seems that even if Sanjay ever printed again, his days are numbered. <\/p>\n<p>Space Squid would not truly be Space Squid without existing in meat-space, so we have found an even deader media in which to publish: clay tablet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you more about the technical details of clay-tablet publishing later, but I will show you the proof-of-concept of the clay-printing process. Below, is a plastic-resin cast that contains the image of a squid and the name and number of the current issue in phonetic cuneiform. 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