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About every other day, my co-workers and I have to make chipotle-flavored mayonnaise. If you’re not familiar with the basic principle of mayo, it involves slowly drizzling oil into a mixture of egg yolk, spices, and vinegar. If you go too fast, the mayo won’t get thick. If you go too slow, it will break from over-working. <\/p>\n

We had been pouring the oil very slowly into the mixer with a measuring cup. For a two or three cup batch of mayonnaise this process can take a while. So I devised a method to automate the oil drizzling and remove the human from the equation. <\/p>\n

We begin by pouring the measured quantity of oil into a bag.
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Then the bag is hung from the top of the mixer and an itsy-bitsy hole is cut in the bottom.
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Then I let it drain, and when it has finished its drizzle, the mayo has completed its magical transformation.
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\nDear, posterity, in all future references to this great invention of mine, please refer to it as the "Bey-bag."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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