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[<\/strong> \"Embarrased\" Mood:<\/strong> Embarrased ]<\/strong>
i was searching the internet for any evidence that radiation actually causes bizarre mutations, you know, along the lines of killer squid the size of seattle, or even just really big earthworms. and i found no such thing. <\/p>\n

but i did find:
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the story<\/a> behind this is actually pretty sad. basically you can’t have a tragic stillbirth in nepal without all the neighbors coming out and parading the corpse through the streets like it’s nepalese freakbaby new years.<\/p>\n

even sadder, the content-sensitive advertising on the webpage is all about baby products and maternity services.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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