{"id":592,"date":"2007-05-10T02:40:44","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T02:40:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/05\/10\/freakin-puppets\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:04","slug":"freakin-puppets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/05\/10\/freakin-puppets\/","title":{"rendered":"freakin&#8217; puppets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>if you&#8217;re ever in austin, and it&#8217;s after 2am, you&#8217;re drunk, and you have access to cable, check out public access. if you&#8217;re lucky, and they haven&#8217;t been cancelled again, you might catch the PuppeTose <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=bJSyl2RXFV0\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> puppet call-in show<\/a>. you might not be in the proper mood for it now, but you would be if the previous conditions applied.<\/p>\n<p>the same team is behind the super-brilliant puppet-apocalypse barbarians-and-mutants movie called <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=4i53vqFlGwU&amp;amp;mode=related&amp;amp;search=\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> VALLEY OF THE ROBOTS<\/a>. i saw this screened at a local austin nightclub. as i recall, i was the only one there.<\/p>\n<p>and if you&#8217;ve got 12 minutes to spare and you want as much obscenity as the human metabolism can stomach, checkout the PuppeTose sitcom <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rlU_J20gU6Q\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> PUPPETOSE STREET<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>if you&#8217;re ever in austin, and it&#8217;s after 2am, you&#8217;re drunk, and you have access to cable, check out public access. if you&#8217;re lucky, and they haven&#8217;t been cancelled again, you might catch the PuppeTose puppet call-in show. you might &hellip; 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