{"id":590,"date":"2007-05-21T23:52:02","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T23:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/05\/21\/weird-things-hitting-my-eyeballs\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:04","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:04","slug":"weird-things-hitting-my-eyeballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/05\/21\/weird-things-hitting-my-eyeballs\/","title":{"rendered":"weird things hitting my eyeballs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i think i may have mentioned that i live on the eastside of austin now, which is the BAD side of town. i was biking around, exploring, and i found this branching intersection . . .<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/57635168846522a5075d38.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>. . . which emptied out into an aquaduct. outside of the ghetto, people don&#8217;t stand for their roads dead-ending in small streams.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/82538865846522a662541c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>my dad had a birthday recently, so as is my habit, i carved him a small present. i&#8217;ve been into the local &quot;cedar&quot; for a while now. it usually has a good grain, and takes a polish without the application of polyurethane or other chemicals. the piece of wood i used unfortunately had weird gray discolorations which ended up across the face of this little bust.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/169634781246522a7cc3f21.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/81258947446522a8d31771.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\ni can&#8217;t really justify making a bust of shatner. neither my father nor myself are particularly enthusiastic about the man, but it seemed appropriate at the time.<\/p>\n<p>late at night, my GF and i did a raid on the local fiesta supermarket, a store that mainly specializes in mexican food, but there are several aisles dedicated to non-perishables from a gamut of cultures.<\/p>\n<p>el salvador for instance produces a drink mix called super cebada that bears a more than passing resemblance to pepto bismal:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/130519687846522aa2b069e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nit tastes exactly how you would expect pink powdered barley to taste.<\/p>\n<p>for those of you who are connoisseurs of fine &quot;extruded snack product&quot; then you should check out cheesteens, which in my opinion are actually superior to cheetos due to the marginally cheaper price and the significantly more pronounced cheese taste.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/203025265346522ab7dc5c1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>since it was the birthday of our friend toto, i also picked up some gifts for him in the multi-cultural section.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/15056664146522ac686ecf.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nthe red tooth powder is indian, and i suspect, but cannot prove, that it&#8217;s used as a toothpaste and does not literally turn your teeth red. the bagged columbian mayo turned out to be a hit at toto&#8217;s b-day party in the way that only a bag of columbian mayo can be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i think i may have mentioned that i live on the eastside of austin now, which is the BAD side of town. i was biking around, exploring, and i found this branching intersection . . . . . . which &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/05\/21\/weird-things-hitting-my-eyeballs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - 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