{"id":577,"date":"2007-08-16T03:54:21","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T03:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/08\/16\/more-dillocon\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:03","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:03","slug":"more-dillocon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2007\/08\/16\/more-dillocon\/","title":{"rendered":"More Dillocon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Steve&#8217;s photo spread of dillocon left out one very important event: The very first RevSF editors panel. Finally we were all rewarded with the public adoration we always knew we so richly deserved.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/179181706146c3c17dac627.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nAmazingly, people actually showed up to our panel. Although the only panels counter-programmed against us were &quot;Nylon: The Futuristic Textile&quot; and &quot;Commodities Trading Principles Explained by Howard Waldrop.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/192224670546c3c1889dbc6.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nAh, what happy, fun times. From the left: Me, Finn, Klaw, Porter, Wilson.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/67594443246c3c202bfea6.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n Like usual, I manage to say something mildly embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/91500366446c3c1c82d6f9.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nBlaschke finally stoops to joining the rest of us.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of my con-going experience was pretty fun.  It was a big change from the first Dillocon I attended, which intimidated me and made me feel out-of-place. This time I  could barely walk anywhere without getting into conversations, frequently with people I even liked.<\/p>\n<p> It was also a very educational experience.  I learned that if you mark off the &quot;I feel comfortable with moderating&quot; box on the con  programming questionnaire, that you will then be assigned to moderate virtually every panel you sit on.  I also learned that if you fill out the programming form while drunk  and casually slap out a panel suggestion without much fore-thought, oh, I don&#8217;t know, something like  &quot;Who would win in a fight:  Godzilla or the Death  Star?&quot; that you then stand a fairly good chance of not only being on said panel,  but also being the moderator. You also stand a fairly good chance of having Rick Klaw publicly finger you as the author of said dumb-ass topic. If you are particularly unfortunate you will also have Joe Lansdale assigned to the panel and he will pwn you repeatedly.<\/p>\n<p>On a side-note, I highly recommend the Dillocon  writer&#8217;s workshop. This was my second year teaching. I think everyone got a lot out of it this year. Next year I plan to actually be nice about some of my critiques.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve&#8217;s photo spread of dillocon left out one very important event: The very first RevSF editors panel. Finally we were all rewarded with the public adoration we always knew we so richly deserved. 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