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a story submitted to Space Squid made passing reference to The Beasts of Gevaudan<\/a>, which you may recall from the movie "The Brotherhood of the Wolf."
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\nAs it happens, much of what happened in the movie was from a reasonably verified historical record of 60-100 deaths due to animal attack in late 18th century France. Well, the kung fu sequences probably didn’t happen. But there may have been a wolf, or more likely a pack of wolves, who had a taste for French food.<\/p>\n

which led to the Wikipedia article listing known wolf attacks.<\/a> The Indian wolf was the biggest culprit. Apparently it’s not unusual in India to lose your kids during a late-night trip to the outhouse. Israel also has a significant Indian wolf population, but the proliferation of Uzis must keep them in check. <\/p>\n

The moral of the story is that no matter what the hippies or Farley Mowat tell you, wolves aren’t teddy bears.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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