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Would you wiki for me? <\/p>\n

So, when Steve Wilson and I weren’t slacking off as the fiction co-editors for this site, we were writing a mid-grade children’s book. It’s about a couple of kids in Beloit, WI who become friends while fighting monsters. The trick is, they fight monsters by getting advice from a wiki site. <\/p>\n

On the advice of our agent, we have made fiction reality, and there now actually is a wiki site that will help you WHEN MONSTERS ATTACK!!!<\/span><\/a>
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If you should have any unique information on monsters, not currently included in the wiki, please update that entry. I’m actually pretty curious how this will turn out. Are people actually more creative than they are destructive? Generally they are I guess, or at least the ones who take the time to browse through a wiki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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