{"id":554,"date":"2008-01-04T02:08:37","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T02:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/01\/04\/when-monsters-attack\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:02","slug":"when-monsters-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/01\/04\/when-monsters-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"When Monsters Attack  .  .  ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Would you wiki for me? <\/p>\n<p>So, when Steve Wilson and I weren&#8217;t slacking off as the fiction co-editors for this site, we were writing a mid-grade children&#8217;s book. It&#8217;s about a couple of kids in Beloit, WI who become friends while fighting monsters. The trick is, they fight monsters by getting advice from a wiki site. <\/p>\n<p>On the advice of our agent, we have made fiction reality, and there now actually is a wiki site that will help you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whenmonstersattack.org\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">WHEN MONSTERS ATTACK!!!<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.whenmonstersattack.org\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/314519354477d944c1c9fa.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you should have any unique information on monsters, not currently included in the wiki, please update that entry. I&#8217;m actually pretty curious how this will turn out. Are people actually more creative than they are destructive? Generally they are I guess, or at least the ones who take the time to browse through a wiki.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you wiki for me? So, when Steve Wilson and I weren&#8217;t slacking off as the fiction co-editors for this site, we were writing a mid-grade children&#8217;s book. 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