{"id":552,"date":"2008-02-12T23:42:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-12T23:42:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:02","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:02","slug":"derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/","title":{"rendered":"Derek J. Goodman: the Watertown Wonder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s different content going up on the fiction page in a couple of days, so I want to take this opportunity to pimp Derek Goodman while <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/article.php?id=3876\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">&quot;The All-night, One-Stop, Apocalypse Shop&quot;<\/a> is at the top of the queue. <\/p>\n<p>First of all, I want to make the claim that I discovered Derek. There, I said it. It&#8217;s now part of the permanent record. <\/p>\n<p>I was going through the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spacesquid.com\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-style: italic\">Space Squid<\/span><\/a> slush one day, and it&#8217;s some pretty hairy slush as these things go, because on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spacesquid.com\/contributorguidelines.htm\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">contributor guidelines<\/a> page I rather rashly told people not to send in their best work. <\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not the point. I read a slush story called &quot;Power Pastry,&quot; about a convenience store clerk named Caleb who fights evil on the night shift, and it was everything that I had been looking for when I first formulated the concept of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Space Squid<\/span>. It leapt from the pile of vulgar alien-abduction flash fiction. It was fun and it was funny. <\/p>\n<p>Now <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Space Squid<\/span> is a pretty skeezy zine. It is exactly seven legal-sized sheets of paper, photocopied on a free-cycled copier, folded in half, and stapled on the fold. Most of what we publish is flash-fiction just because of the relatively high real-estate value of every square inch of paper. &quot;Power Pastry&quot; was long, longer than what we even said we would accept on the guidelines, but we went with it anyways, publishing it in Space Squid #3.<\/p>\n<p>Derek Goodman went on to give us another story that we couldn&#8217;t turn down. We ran it in Space Squid #4, and he became the first author to publish in two successive issues (not counting the rantings of Mikal Trimm, Space Squid&#8217;s sworn nemesis, who will never get any official accolades from us).  &quot;Crossover Event&quot; departs from the world of the One-Stop convenience store, taking us to a world of over-powered superheroes. For those who have been keeping track of common Derek J. Goodman motifs, there&#8217;s some familiar material.  There&#8217;s genre tropes portrayed as part of a daily routine, there&#8217;s an ordinary schmo who works in the service sector, and there&#8217;s the immanent end of the world. <\/p>\n<p>Some people might look at this collection of work (this brilliant collection of work that I helped usher into the brilliant limelight of the public consciousness) and see a synthesis of the aesthetics of Kevin Smith and Joss Whedon. I see a Midwestern sense of irony that echoes the blue-collar sensibilities of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">The Onion<\/span> writing staff, a troupe of Wisconsin dishwashers and liquor-store clerks who became the greatest comedic institution of their generation.<\/p>\n<p>Some other links to Derek&#8217;s work<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Voices-Head-Dont-Like-You\/dp\/1410752100\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1202794187&amp;amp;sr=1-1\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">The Voices in my Head Don&#8217;t Like You<\/a> &#8211; an anthology of his work<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Gods-Monsters-Jason-Andrew\/dp\/1411681010\/ref=sr_1_4_s9_rk?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;s9r=8afea4c10ea2d2eb010ea4fb545b0012&amp;amp;itemPosition=4&amp;amp;qid=1202794144&amp;amp;sr=8-4\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Gods and Monsters<\/a> &#8211; an anthology with one story by Derek<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Time-Bedlam-Saltboy-Bookmakers\/dp\/1411654382\/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1202794589&amp;amp;sr=8-7\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Time for Bedlam<\/a> &#8211; another anthology with a Derek J. Goodman story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s different content going up on the fiction page in a couple of days, so I want to take this opportunity to pimp Derek Goodman while &quot;The All-night, One-Stop, Apocalypse Shop&quot; is at the top of the queue. First of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Derek J. Goodman: the Watertown Wonder - Zombie Lapdance<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Derek J. Goodman: the Watertown Wonder - Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"There&#8217;s different content going up on the fiction page in a couple of days, so I want to take this opportunity to pimp Derek Goodman while &quot;The All-night, One-Stop, Apocalypse Shop&quot; is at the top of the queue. First of &hellip; Continue reading &rarr;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2008-02-12T23:42:37+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-08-17T05:25:02+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"mbey\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\">\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\">\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/\",\"name\":\"Zombie Lapdance\",\"description\":\"Matthew Bey Spills His Guts\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/?s={search_term_string}\",\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/#webpage\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/\",\"name\":\"Derek J. Goodman: the Watertown Wonder - Zombie Lapdance\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2008-02-12T23:42:37+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-08-17T05:25:02+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#\/schema\/person\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/02\/12\/derek-j-goodman-the-watertown-wonder\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#\/schema\/person\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b\",\"name\":\"mbey\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#personlogo\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"mbey\"},\"description\":\"Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX. He's also the founder of digital marketing agency Froglet.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/lastcastpodcast.com\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1198,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions\/1198"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}