{"id":536,"date":"2008-03-24T00:18:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T00:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/03\/24\/i-am-the-grilled-cheese-champion\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:01","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:01","slug":"i-am-the-grilled-cheese-champion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/03\/24\/i-am-the-grilled-cheese-champion\/","title":{"rendered":"I am the Grilled Cheese Champion"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night I competed in the Austin Grilled Cheese Invitational<\/a>. And I won third place in the dessert sandwich category. The idea for the "tiramisu" grilledcheese came to me late at night, the night before the contest when I should have been in bed. Instead, I was experimenting with making a creamcheese filling flavored with scotch, and trying to perfect a technique to adhere molten brown sugar to the outside of ladyfinger pastry. The proof of my success is in the results. I am a winner.
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\nI found out about the contest from my friend Ms.Hill, who emailed me a tip. I registered at the last minute, mainly because I got this incredible idea for a sandwich that would incorporate spicy mango pickle, one of the most eye-opening tastes in the world. But then, in a moment of panic, I entered all three categories:
\n-For the "Missionary" or plain grilled cheese category I made the "McBoring", a blend of sharp cheddar and fresh mozzarella between two slices of sourdough bread, and fried in olive oil (which I believe creates a crisper bread than slathering the sandwich in butter). The fresh mozzarella doesn’t melt per say, but does create a gooey wad of cheese with the stretchy characteristics of bubblegum, only hotter and greasier.
\n-For the "Kama Sutra" category I entered the sandwich with a tangy layer of spicy mango pickle, smothered in a blend of fresh mozzarella and queso fresco, and a few yellow pepper slivers to give it a crispy bite.
\n-The dessert or "Honey Pot" category was the winning "tiramisu" sandwich. I’ve shown you the trophy, right?
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\nWhat I think I like best about the trophy are the googley-eyed cats being ridden by godzilla.
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\nAnyhoo, the GF and I arrived at the competition, and we were barely out of the car when I caught sight of a couple people wearing assless chaps. "Ah," I thought, a clarity of understanding snapping into place. "This is a burner event." (It turned out that I was only mostly right, this was an event heavily supported if not organized by the "Flipside" crowd, a smaller Texas version of Burning Man.)<\/p>\n

Note the MC who is wearing typically silly burner attire:
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\nThe GF and I set up at our grilling station, drawing stares as the only people who seemed to have assembled their sandwiches ahead of time.
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\nThe organizers were actually organized. Before the event, they had stapled ballots to paper plates, which allowed the public to vote on their grilledcheese sandwich samples.
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\nThey also made up these nifty paper hats with the Grilled Cheese Invitational logo on them.
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\nThe other contestants set up,
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\nincluding these folks who all showed up with matching clothes and matching goggles:
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\nSomehow, a significant amount of the general public thinks that grilling sandwiches is a spectator sport:
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\nAs the night progressed, the line for judging samples grew huge, stretching out into the parking lot.
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\nPictured here are Josh and Chris, who made a dessert sandwich from fried angelfod cake. Inside, they had a blueberry pie filling, banana slices, and a cheese goop made from blended mascarpone and cream cheese. It is only by the capriciousness of the judging public that my "tiramisu" scored higher.
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\nOf course if it hadn’t, then I wouldn’t be a winner.
\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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