{"id":532,"date":"2008-04-09T15:38:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T15:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/04\/09\/death-star-cuisine\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:00","slug":"death-star-cuisine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/04\/09\/death-star-cuisine\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Star cuisine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so a random google alert sent me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.greatwhitesnark.com\/2008\/04\/08\/geeky-cake-of-the-week-the-top-five-awful-death-star-cakes\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">this site<\/a> where a geek who apparently does nothing but insult things makes fun of a series of death star cakes. <\/p>\n<p>as this:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/eatingaround.blogspot.com\/2006\/08\/death-star.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/82088397347fcde576e2e8.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/eatingaround.blogspot.com\/2006\/08\/death-star.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/79722425447fcde2889e1d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nand this<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.geekstir.com\/pictures\/death-star-cake\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/140849969547fcdf3b0edb9.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nattests, there&#8217;s apparently an entire cultural movement behind death star cakes. <\/p>\n<p>this cake:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/suehle.com\/?p=19\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20581539447fce1c070143.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nwhich <a href=\"http:\/\/gaygamer.net\/2007\/04\/behold_the_death_star_cake.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">gaygamer.net<\/a> (worth the link just for the gay gamer of the week feature) reports was made with red velvet cake to &quot;represent the blood of the independent contractors who died.&quot; this cake also seems to have ignited <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/05\/23\/star-wars-cake-wars-.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">a stupid boingboing controversy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>is it really such a delicious-seeming war machine?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so a random google alert sent me to this site where a geek who apparently does nothing but insult things makes fun of a series of death star cakes. as this: and this attests, there&#8217;s apparently an entire cultural movement &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/04\/09\/death-star-cuisine\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.7 - 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