{"id":521,"date":"2008-05-11T16:15:59","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T16:15:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/05\/11\/technorati-doesnt-think-im-as-important-as-i-do\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:25:00","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:25:00","slug":"technorati-doesnt-think-im-as-important-as-i-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/05\/11\/technorati-doesnt-think-im-as-important-as-i-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Technorati doesn’t think I’m as important as I do"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I think I figured out how to register this blog on technorati<\/a>. There was a holdup because to claim your own blog you have to cut and paste a coded link into a blog entry. Because these blogs don’t support html code, it took me a while to figure out that I could just translate the link into the BBCode format, removing the "rel=me" tag that seems to be superfluous. <\/p>\n

Well, Zombie Lapdance ranked at the technical bottom, the 10,000,000th most important blog in the world. <\/p>\n

You know how you felt the first time Carl Sagan said there were more stars in the universe than there were grains of sand in all the beaches of the world? That’s kind of how I feel right now. Only with blogs instead of stars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I think I figured out how to register this blog on technorati. There was a holdup because to claim your own blog you have to cut and paste a coded link into a blog entry. 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