{"id":516,"date":"2008-05-24T03:10:15","date_gmt":"2008-05-24T03:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/05\/24\/slushing-the-pile\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:59","slug":"slushing-the-pile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/05\/24\/slushing-the-pile\/","title":{"rendered":"slushing the pile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the last few days crunching through the Space Squid slushpile. We seem to get a submission or two every day, so if I let things slide for a few weeks (or a month) then there&#8217;s a lot of work waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>I was struck by the high quality of submissions these days. Sure, there&#8217;s plenty of the wacko subs, but there were a lot of stories that I ended up rejecting that I would have gone to bat for only a couple of years ago. 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