{"id":505,"date":"2008-06-23T07:33:22","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T07:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/06\/23\/whats-worse-than-the-flood-carp\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:59","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:59","slug":"whats-worse-than-the-flood-carp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/06\/23\/whats-worse-than-the-flood-carp\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s worse than the flood? Carp."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Headline from the Janesville Gazette, a town that is still under water from the midwest flooding: <a href=\"http:\/\/gazettextra.com\/news\/2008\/jun\/21\/carp-gathering-mate-united-way-parking-lot\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">&quot;Carp gathering to mate in United Way parking lot&quot;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.channel3000.com\/news\/16659181\/detail.html#\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">From News 3 in Madison:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/1097832369485f512acab10.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A couple of enterprising Janesvillians have captured the terrestrial carp-mating on video (<a href=\"http:\/\/vids.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=36679529\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/vids.myspace.com\/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=36681161\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">2<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/video.aol.com\/video-detail\/janesville--rock-river-flood-2008\/7035395\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">3<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline from the Janesville Gazette, a town that is still under water from the midwest flooding: &quot;Carp gathering to mate in United Way parking lot&quot; From News 3 in Madison: A couple of enterprising Janesvillians have captured the terrestrial carp-mating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/06\/23\/whats-worse-than-the-flood-carp\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>What&#039;s worse than the flood? 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