{"id":503,"date":"2008-06-26T00:34:22","date_gmt":"2008-06-26T00:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/06\/26\/theres-a-new-name-for-fantasy-adventure-gordath\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:20","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:20","slug":"theres-a-new-name-for-fantasy-adventure-gordath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/06\/26\/theres-a-new-name-for-fantasy-adventure-gordath\/","title":{"rendered":"There’s a new name for fantasy-adventure: GORDATH!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just ordered my own personal copy of Gordath Woods<\/span> by Patrice Sarath<\/a>. You better get your own soon, because Amazon is nearly out of stock<\/a> and it’s going fast.
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\nNow, I know what you’re thinking, why would he go to all that trouble to buy a book that he has already read two-point-six times in critique session? <\/p>\n

Because it proves the awesomeness of my critiquing abilities.<\/p>\n

That’s right, it was my advice that transformed this book from a merely good adventure fantasy about a parallel world of war and magic into a throbbing-hard explosive projectile of literary nitroglycerin. And I have my name on the inside cover to prove it.<\/p>\n

"Listen here, Sarath" I said. "What this story needs is more horse porn. Everybody who ever wanted a pony as a kid is going to want a free-based hit off your encyclopedic storehouse of equine expertise."<\/p>\n

And she followed my advice, creating a novel of such beguiling grace that no publisher could turn it down.<\/p>\n

Now, you could read Patrice’s blog<\/a> to get a detailed rundown of the novel: the beautiful horse trainer trapped in a parallel world, an exiled Texan fighting to save the woman he loves, and a teenage vixen who must draw on all her skills of horsemanship to escape the desires of a merciless general. But seriously, Amazon is nearly out of stock<\/a> so you have to buy it now!!!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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