{"id":486,"date":"2008-07-20T02:26:43","date_gmt":"2008-07-20T02:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/07\/20\/food-frakker-korean-groceries-and-other-adventures\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:19","slug":"food-frakker-korean-groceries-and-other-adventures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/07\/20\/food-frakker-korean-groceries-and-other-adventures\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Korean groceries and other adventures"},"content":{"rendered":"

This week I was pleased to find that the closest grocery to my house sells this sort of thing:
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\nThere was a cheap bag of frozen beef dumplings and dipping sauce, so no longer would I have to limit myself to the paltry handful of dumplings in your average appetizer plate:
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\nThe best find was the tube of "Korean Brand Mini Chubb Cured Meat Product."
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\nIt tastes much like off-brand luncheon meat. Only with Korean spices. And kinda spongey. Look out SPAM, you have some competition in the weird nationalistic processed animal meat department.
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\nI ate it with tortillas and some of the wasabi mayonnaise.
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\nThe wasabi mayo tasted like a creamy green dominatrix kicking me in the lungs with her stiletto heals. And then in the sinuses. And then in the lungs again.<\/p>\n

I will never use another condiment again.<\/p>\n

During an early morning search for a hangover cure, I indulged in the Texas kolache.
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\nMy relatives who are Czech know of kolaches from the home country, but the Texas version is unrecognizable to them. Basically it’s a mediocre dinner roll wrapped around some sausage or jelly.
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\nA particularly Austin innovation has hybridized the breakfast taco with the kolache. You can now buy kolaches stuffed with scrambled eggs and chorizo.<\/p>\n

Another visit to the local roach coach provided me with this lovely combination of a carne guisada<\/span> taco (which just means stew meat as far as I can tell) and a chicharron<\/span> taco (on the left) which means marinated pig skin:
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\nAll this for about $2.75. The chicharron was a little rubbery to the teeth, but it quickly dissolved into fatty goodness on the tongue.<\/p>\n

At the Indian grocery I had bought a pack of instant noodles. It’s obviously ramen noodles, but these are made of lentils and the plentiful spice packets are a highly nuanced blend of Indian spices.
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\nDelicious, but suspiciously healthy-tasting.<\/p>\n

And when I want to get myself tweaked for doing work, there’s always the mate ("Too Much Coffee Man Magazine" says: "It’s like getting hit in the face with a bag of wet hay"). I’ve taken to drinking most of my beverages with jaggary these days.
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\nJaggary is an Indian sugar source, lightly processed, with a consistency halfway between honey and brown sugar. It has a musky, fermented odor, and when added to a beverage, imparts an extra depth of flavor, much like the difference one finds between whisky and scotch.<\/p>\n

Somebody should remind me to make some wine from this stuff. You can buy it by the sackful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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