{"id":48,"date":"2010-09-27T14:03:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T14:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/09\/27\/food-frakker-dim-sum\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:52","slug":"food-frakker-dim-sum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/09\/27\/food-frakker-dim-sum\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Dim Sum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last Sunday the lovely Choo organized an outing to a dim sum restaurant in the North Lamar China Center. I&#8217;ve mentioned <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=2479\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">dim sum before<\/a>, and if ever there were a proper way to eat it, it&#8217;s with a group of friends at a remote restaurant early on a Sunday morning.<\/p>\n<p>The dim sum banquet hall was on the opulent side. It was suggested that at any moment there could be a John Woo style gunfight or possibly a Bar Mitzvah. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/13895072974ca0a12fbf302.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A small army of waiters rolled stainless steel carts from table to table, offering the diners their tasty wares. Each cart had three or four varieties of dish, held on a tiny plate or a steam basket. It was sort of like a Luby&#8217;s in reverse. The dishes went on the lazy susan (Susan?) at the center of the table, and the whole team sampled at their leisure.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/1485524224ca0a14d185a3.png\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There were plenty of tasty buns and steamed dumplings, but I&#8217;m going to focus on the outer envelope of the food experience here.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, one of the dishes was a pile of spicy jellyfish strips.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2930870174ca0a11f30e02.png\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nWhich tasted a little like fish tripe, if there were such a thing as an aquatic ruminant.<\/p>\n<p>A standout in the taste department was the tendon. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/17045667354ca0a1130e567.png\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt had a slightly gummy mouth feel and an almost bacony greasiness.<\/p>\n<p>And finally I got a picture of chicken feet.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/4366208184ca0a140eb8e7.png\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI&#8217;m particularly proud that I was able to convince people to eat this delicacy and to give them advice on the proper eating technique: &quot;There is no good way to do it. 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