{"id":475,"date":"2008-08-05T22:23:12","date_gmt":"2008-08-05T22:23:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/05\/food-frakker-impressing-the-german\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","slug":"food-frakker-impressing-the-german","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/05\/food-frakker-impressing-the-german\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Impressing the German"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With my German friend in town, I of course did what I could to show her the funner side of culinary Austin. She&#8217;s already experienced Tex-Mex and BBQ on previous visits, so we delved a little deeper into the regional repertoire.<\/p>\n<p>Our first stop was the mall food court and the  counter that only serves potato-centric food.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/12656892584898cc7196bf1.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIs there anything that better represents the American zeal for speculative franchises than this high-concept eatery? I mean, they got me to pay seven bucks for a potato deep-fried in quarters. The German went with a more conservative choice, a BLT with fresh-fried bacon.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/15730737404898cc31558bd.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>At Pepe&#8217;s Fruitcup (I have yet to actually order a fruitcup from them), we got a pair of tortas. For me, it was the <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Hawallan torta<\/span>, which contains <span style=\"font-style: italic\">jamon, tocino<\/span> (remember that word?), pineapple, and deliciously slimy wedges of avocado.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2313172524898ccb08e00b.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nFor the German was a more conservative torta that was essentially just a ham sandwich.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2176175344898cca4dbf62.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The peak of our food experience came at Coco&#8217;s Cafe (@Guadalupe&amp;amp;MLK).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/10242191064898cc7a130f2.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/12209537094898cc84cccab.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe German had never heard of bubble tea, which frankly I find appalling. If you have not had bubble tea, AKA tapioca pearl tea, you need to run out and get it now. But I&#8217;m going to assume that you&#8217;re so cool that I don&#8217;t need to go over it now.<\/p>\n<p>For an appetizer we had the rice ball.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/601944594898cc8d099f8.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe outside is a gummy rice dough, kept sticky and moist with a warm sweet and sour broth. Inside is pork, beans, and diced mushrooms. The rice ball had an aftertaste flavor, from what I can only presume was fish sauce, that tasted remarkably like unwashed genitals and rotting kitchen garbage. The more of the fishball I ate, the more aware of the taste I became.<\/p>\n<p>Although there is a great deal of the Coco&#8217;s menu that I haven&#8217;t yet experienced, I ordered what I always order, what has to be my single favorite food in the world. Baconpork.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20250687394898cc27c7e2d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe cubes of uncured pork-stomach are delicately stewed, to the point of chopstick-cutting delicacy. Every strand of meat, every wad of boiled skin, and every blob of fat dissolves in my mouth like pig-flavored butter.<\/p>\n<p>On days that I forget to eat breakfast and lunch, I start to fantasize about the baconpork plate, about the rich, fatty goodness. <\/p>\n<p>I mean it has to be pretty good if I order it repeatedly when the menu also offers eel-steak (which is good, but not baconpork good).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With my German friend in town, I of course did what I could to show her the funner side of culinary Austin. 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