{"id":467,"date":"2008-08-19T21:32:14","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T21:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/19\/oh-lordi-lordi-lordi\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","slug":"oh-lordi-lordi-lordi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/19\/oh-lordi-lordi-lordi\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Lordi, Lordi, Lordi"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was watching this film with a friend of mine. We had acquired it through suspect channels, so we knew almost nothing about it.<\/p>\n

It gradually became clear that it was an English language, European production, horror flick called "Dark Floors."
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\nIt had the richly-textured production values of something shot on location somewhere East of the iron curtain. There was an autistic child in a wheelchair, and a series of spooky images in a mysteriously abandoned hospital. <\/p>\n

I thought I had it figured out as a moody Jacobs-Ladder<\/span>-esque kinda horror film, where everything turns out to be an internalization of psychological trauma. <\/p>\n

And then the monsters attacked.<\/p>\n

They had leather jackets.<\/p>\n

They were as out of place as hard-core sex in a Julia Roberts movie.<\/p>\n

It stuck in my mind. I was sure that there was something about these monsters I was missing, so a month later I described the monsters to my co-worker Johnny Motard<\/a>. From the description he was able to identify them:
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\nThese monsters are the Finnish metal band "Lordi." They are particularly famous for winning the Eurovision song contest and never appearing in public without the makeup.<\/p>\n

You can get a good idea of what they’re about by watching their video "Would You Love a Monsterman,"<\/a> a song that I cannot get out of my head any more than I can get out the lyrics of another song of theirs that goes "The Devil is a loser, he’s my bitch."<\/a><\/p>\n

I cannot say that Lordi is my new favorite band. Lordi is my new favorite anything<\/span>.<\/p>\n

They are more favorite than air. They are more favorite than the unqualified love of a child.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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