{"id":466,"date":"2008-08-20T17:01:46","date_gmt":"2008-08-20T17:01:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/20\/space-squid-at-dillocon\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","slug":"space-squid-at-dillocon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/20\/space-squid-at-dillocon\/","title":{"rendered":"Space Squid at Dillocon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I&#8217;m that lazy guy who doesn&#8217;t post con pictures for four days.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll start with this issue&#8217;s SPACE SQUID release party, held at Bikinis Sports Bar, which registered about a 6.4 on the notorious scale.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s some party goers standing around talking about how notorious the party is:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/102609118748ac2df43d5bc.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Squid contributor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patricesarath.com\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Patrice Sarath<\/a> signs the issue for squid grrrl Joyce:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/35903486548ac2e072c80b.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mushroom Men fiction contest winner Aaron DaMommio signs Space Squids for his fans:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/61341312448ac2d19ef564.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Editor D works the crowd:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/83028283548ac2d4a4778c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Melissa Tyler models the ultra-rare Space Squid test shirt:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/25874154948ac2da57219a.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Squid friends Marian and Daud:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/179204795148ac2d7b3c46c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I kick off the second SPACE SQUID 15minute improv fiction contest:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/79309788348ac2d92a0414.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Frantic fictionizing:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/194675030148ac2d6d8eb4e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bethe Bugbee represents for the Houston gang:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/16619464348ac2d31cfe9f.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The audience is awed:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2013225548ac2d28e350e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Paige Roberts defends her title with a story about Legolas and Frodo on a nude beach:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/41984882648ac2dd57520a.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Our new improv fiction contest winner, Kevin Jewell, reads his story about a parallel world and muscle beach:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/191803763248ac2d3f2a0a4.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And since this is a con blog, let&#8217;s mention some things that don&#8217;t necessarily involve the SPACE SQUID party.<\/p>\n<p>The workshop students, listening intently to the seminar:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/199488494148ac2d13111bb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In this series of photos, editor D displays his amazing talent of looking drunk in every shot, despite not actually drinking:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/133207333748ac2d5587164.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/54779457148ac2d5fba7c6.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/174701398348ac2d66148f6.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nHere, editor D shows the diversity of his talent by posing next to Kim Kofmel and appearing to be on meth:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/192719272448ac34e5e7b07.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The highlight of the whole con, <a href=\"http:\/\/jlbgibberish.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Jayme Lynn Blaschke<\/a> takes over the ConDFW party and serves his intoxicating jalepeno mead:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/68979919748ac2d74b84c9.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>M.K.Hobson reads the entirety of her sprawling fantasy decology.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/79806744848ac2dafe4f89.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nThere were also panels at this con, where all people did was sit in silence for an hour straight.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/26681129248ac2de91fecd.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess I&#8217;m that lazy guy who doesn&#8217;t post con pictures for four days. We&#8217;ll start with this issue&#8217;s SPACE SQUID release party, held at Bikinis Sports Bar, which registered about a 6.4 on the notorious scale. Here&#8217;s some party &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/20\/space-squid-at-dillocon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Space Squid at Dillocon - Zombie Lapdance<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/20\/space-squid-at-dillocon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Space Squid at Dillocon - Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I guess I&#8217;m that lazy guy who doesn&#8217;t post con pictures for four days. 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