{"id":461,"date":"2008-08-25T23:38:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T23:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/25\/food-frakker-treats-at-home\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:18","slug":"food-frakker-treats-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/25\/food-frakker-treats-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Treats at Home"},"content":{"rendered":"

A recent trip to La Michoacana<\/span> grocery and meat market yielded some interesting treats such as this flan, that includes colorful cubes of jello:
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The FUD<\/span> brand grilling sausage was only barely edible.
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\nIt had the highly organny taste of a sausage with very high organ content. Go fig.<\/p>\n

The Mexican version of swiss cake rolls shows a delicious swirl of caramel mixed with the creme.
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\nUnfortunately the caramel is invisible, and it gives the rolls a nasty sour taste.<\/p>\n

Every now and then, I try and find the processed fish sticks that taste exactly like the ones I ate in the elementary school cafeteria. These Gorton<\/span> fish patties didn’t quite manage it, but they did make the claim that they taste just like a grilled cheese sandwich, which is a weird claim for a fish product to make.
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\nAnd you know, they kinda did.<\/p>\n

While passing the Phoenicia Mediterranean bakery on Burnet, I stopped by and found some nifty and affordable foodstuffs. The cheese bread was stone baked, tasty, and a mere $1.75.
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\nI wish I knew what touristic pork ham means. It’s Polish and seems like a spreadable SPAM.
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\nThere was also a thinly-sliced cured ham dish that was as pungent as it was sensually raw.
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While the roommmate was out of town I ate a lot more bacon than I do normally. I guess I just feel a bit uncomfortable about consuming a pound of bacon in front of witnesses. Here is a photo of my greatest culinary invention since popcorn tacos. I call it the BLTaco:
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\nYeah, the BLTaco rocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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