{"id":456,"date":"2008-08-31T15:30:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T15:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:17","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:17","slug":"bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure that by now you have slavishly read your copy of SPACE SQUID cover-to-cover, lingering often on the ad for Bikini Blood Bath<\/span>.<\/a>
\n
\nNearly every review you read for Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> uses the word "dumb." I don’t think that’s fair. A better word would be "retarded." Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> is flat-out, totally, absolutely genius retarded. In all honesty, I would say that Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> got an LOL seven or eight times.<\/p>\n

Yes, there are bikinis. Yes, the corn-syrup and food-coloring flows freely. Yes, there are naked boobies.<\/p>\n

Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> is about a group of high school girls (every last one of them in their twenties)who have a slumber party while a psychopath in a chef’s hat stalks the neighborhood. And where do the bikinis come into the plot, you may ask? Well, I don’t want any spoilers, but let’s just say there’s a hottub involved.<\/p>\n

This is the sort of movie I would make if I had access to a digital camera and naked boobies.<\/p>\n

The soundtrack is all hard-pumping guitar-squealling rock from the Connecticut band White Ligar<\/a>.
\n
\nYou can catch their video on their myspace page<\/a>. White Ligar does for 80s hair-rock what Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> does for 80s sorrority-slaughter movies. For those of you who lean a bit glam, they have a helpful and informative make-up tips page<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I just want to thank directors Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour, and the executive producer Bruce Danger Seymour, for sticking to their principles and making this totally retarded film. <\/p>\n

If IMDB is to be believed, they’ve got two sequels already in the can. I’m not surprised. Bikinis and blood mean limitless creative potential.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m sure that by now you have slavishly read your copy of SPACE SQUID cover-to-cover, lingering often on the ad for Bikini Blood Bath. Nearly every review you read for Bikini Blood Bath uses the word "dumb." I don’t think … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nBikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I’m sure that by now you have slavishly read your copy of SPACE SQUID cover-to-cover, lingering often on the ad for Bikini Blood Bath. Nearly every review you read for Bikini Blood Bath uses the word "dumb." I don’t think … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Zombie Lapdance\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"mbey\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"mbey\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"mbey\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b\"},\"headline\":\"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review\",\"datePublished\":\"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":299,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/bb\\\/weblogs\\\/upload\\\/5\\\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/\",\"name\":\"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/bb\\\/weblogs\\\/upload\\\/5\\\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/bb\\\/weblogs\\\/upload\\\/5\\\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/bb\\\/weblogs\\\/upload\\\/5\\\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/2008\\\/08\\\/31\\\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/\",\"name\":\"Zombie Lapdance\",\"description\":\"Matthew Bey Spills His Guts\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b\",\"name\":\"mbey\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"mbey\"},\"description\":\"Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX. He's also the founder of digital marketing agency Froglet.\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/lastcastpodcast.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.revolutionsf.com\\\/revblogs\\\/zombielapdance\\\/author\\\/mbey\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance","og_description":"I’m sure that by now you have slavishly read your copy of SPACE SQUID cover-to-cover, lingering often on the ad for Bikini Blood Bath. Nearly every review you read for Bikini Blood Bath uses the word "dumb." I don’t think … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","og_site_name":"Zombie Lapdance","article_published_time":"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00","article_modified_time":"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"mbey","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"mbey","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/"},"author":{"name":"mbey","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#\/schema\/person\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b"},"headline":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review","datePublished":"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00","dateModified":"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/"},"wordCount":299,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg","inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","name":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review - Zombie Lapdance","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg","datePublished":"2008-08-31T15:30:53+00:00","dateModified":"2012-08-17T05:24:17+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#\/schema\/person\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/96603712248bab57e2d837.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/","name":"Zombie Lapdance","description":"Matthew Bey Spills His Guts","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/#\/schema\/person\/8d790559a19b5597ebb69b7b744f4c4b","name":"mbey","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/ec0048e5e9430f44d486e786b687ccc04ae355c54158c186e99cf279e584940a?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"mbey"},"description":"Matthew is a writer and editor living in Austin, TX. He's also the founder of digital marketing agency Froglet.","sameAs":["https:\/\/lastcastpodcast.com"],"url":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/author\/mbey\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1102,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/1102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}