{"id":456,"date":"2008-08-31T15:30:53","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T15:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:17","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:17","slug":"bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/08\/31\/bikini-blood-bath-an-entirely-unbiased-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikini Blood Bath: an entirely unbiased review"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m sure that by now you have slavishly read your copy of SPACE SQUID cover-to-cover, lingering often on the ad for Bikini Blood Bath<\/span>.<\/a>
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\nNearly every review you read for Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> uses the word "dumb." I don’t think that’s fair. A better word would be "retarded." Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> is flat-out, totally, absolutely genius retarded. In all honesty, I would say that Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> got an LOL seven or eight times.<\/p>\n

Yes, there are bikinis. Yes, the corn-syrup and food-coloring flows freely. Yes, there are naked boobies.<\/p>\n

Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> is about a group of high school girls (every last one of them in their twenties)who have a slumber party while a psychopath in a chef’s hat stalks the neighborhood. And where do the bikinis come into the plot, you may ask? Well, I don’t want any spoilers, but let’s just say there’s a hottub involved.<\/p>\n

This is the sort of movie I would make if I had access to a digital camera and naked boobies.<\/p>\n

The soundtrack is all hard-pumping guitar-squealling rock from the Connecticut band White Ligar<\/a>.
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\nYou can catch their video on their myspace page<\/a>. White Ligar does for 80s hair-rock what Bikini Blood Bath<\/span> does for 80s sorrority-slaughter movies. For those of you who lean a bit glam, they have a helpful and informative make-up tips page<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I just want to thank directors Jonathan Gorman and Thomas Edward Seymour, and the executive producer Bruce Danger Seymour, for sticking to their principles and making this totally retarded film. <\/p>\n

If IMDB is to be believed, they’ve got two sequels already in the can. I’m not surprised. Bikinis and blood mean limitless creative potential.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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