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Despite months of listening to Silver Street, the BBC soap, I still couldn’t figure out who all the characters were. Luckily there’s extensive online documentation<\/a>, with character bios, pictures of the actors, and a map of the silver street area.<\/p>\n

As one could have guessed from listening to the Bollywood fusion rock episodes, the hottest of the bunch is Roopa:
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\nThe woman of my dreams has a new accent.<\/p>\n

For those of you who haven’t heard of the pre-colonial African empire of Benin<\/a>, their flag has got to be the most honest representation of a sovereign state I have ever seen:
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This dude I know, Larry Kincaid, he’s got a website<\/a> up that is filled with absolutely the most disgusting and foul fiction I have ever read. Let me be plain. I have in my time consumed some of the vilest profanity masquerading as art, and this is much worse than any of that. It’s an insult to fiction, and indeed anything created by humans, to even put this in the category of art.<\/p>\n

Which is to say it’s hilarious. You should read Hot Fudge Frontal<\/a> when nobody you know is likely to look over your shoulder to see why you’re laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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