{"id":44,"date":"2010-10-03T21:47:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-03T21:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/10\/03\/food-frakker-catching-and-eating-my-prey\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:23:52","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:23:52","slug":"food-frakker-catching-and-eating-my-prey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2010\/10\/03\/food-frakker-catching-and-eating-my-prey\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Catching and eating my prey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The story of my most recent fishing trip starts with crickets. Thousands and thousands of crickets.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/20027769174ca8f62c075c7.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nApparently this is a fairly common event this time of year. I think that Highland Mall has a particularly large swarm because they irrigate their tiny patches of grass and then keep the parking lot lights on all night long.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/15922871154ca8f62301c34.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nDid you know that crickets can fly? You would never believe it looking at them.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/46359134ca8f6349d24c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThey certainly didn&#8217;t try to fly often enough as I caught them and put them in my bait bucket. <\/p>\n<p>So armed with a bucket of crickets I set out to the lake. And for the first three hours there was nothing. At one point I cast my line into the center of a school of fish and I could actually see them staring disdainfully at the bait.<\/p>\n<p>But a few hours later I tried again, and virtually every cast got a bite. Those fish love crickets.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/6784043924ca8f607e537e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nBy neglecting to include a frame of reference in this shot, you have no idea that the fish is only a few inches long.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve adopted a system of keeping one of my bicycle buckets filled with ice. Then I can just toss in the fish, and they stay fresh until they meet Mr.Fillet knife.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/16270923744ca8f661efbbd.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The largest fish I caught that day was a redbreast sunfish. They&#8217;re easy to identify because they have a yellow breast and they have an elongated gill flap or &quot;ear&quot; that is much longer than the longear sunfish. Yes, virtually everything about the longear&#8217;s naming scheme is a lie.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/6668201544ca8f659a7392.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt was nine inches long, and considering that the lake record for this species is only an inch longer, that&#8217;s not bad at all. When it hit the cricket it sunk the bobber completely out of sight and felt like a barbell at the end of the line.<\/p>\n<p>Something that I had forgotten about fishing was the shear variety of life one encounters. In this case, leeches.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2973014754ca8f65292f34.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nA message to all you nature-worshipping pagans out there: nature is freaking disgusting.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reasonably certain that I got off all the leeches from my catch. 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