{"id":429,"date":"2008-11-09T01:23:54","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T01:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/11\/09\/i-was-wrong-obama-is-scary-after-all\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:14","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:14","slug":"i-was-wrong-obama-is-scary-after-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/11\/09\/i-was-wrong-obama-is-scary-after-all\/","title":{"rendered":"I was wrong. Obama is scary after all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At a bar last night I was talking to my friend who was all scared because he had heard that Obama was going to institute mandatory national service at the behest of some advisers who have a history with similar Israeli military policies (this particular  friend is Jewish, so while his comments may appear to be paranoid anti-semitic, he&#8217;s probably merely paranoid). <\/p>\n<p>It turns out that wasn&#8217;t quite the rumor going around. Here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AdF5TQIv1fU&amp;amp;NR=1\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">a clip of the relevant speech<\/a> that President-elect Obama made in July in Colorado (with some SFnal elements thrown in to keep this blog on topic). The text is:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic\">&quot;We cannot continue to rely on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we&#8217;ve set. We&#8217;ve got to have a civilian national security force that&#8217;s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>So seriously. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s clearly not a slip of the tongue, it&#8217;s an entire coherent paragraph. And he uses the word &quot;security&quot; in both sentences, so he can&#8217;t be talking about sending college graduates to inner-city schools.  <\/p>\n<p>And yet, why would he say something that clearly implies a gargantuan spending initiative, and a novel concept, without ever bothering to explain what he&#8217;s talking about? &quot;Just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded&quot; as the military? What could that possibly mean? Roving land-based aircraft carriers on our interstates? Or is he just proposing to give Homeland Security way more money than they already have (which is a pretty reasonable hypothesis and far scarier).<\/p>\n<p>The only googlable sources are the conservative bloggers who barely pause to breathe as they ratchet up the hyperbole:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/conservablogs.com\/bluecollarmuse\/2008\/11\/07\/obamas-civilian-national-security-force-update\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Blue Collar Muse:<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic\">&quot;I have said, in offline discussions, that I believe a Barack Obama Presidency has the capacity literally to destroy this country. That sentiment has been pooh-poohed by Obama supporters who assure me Obama is a proud American who loves this country and would never do anything to harm it.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gatewaypundit.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/obama-plans-for-civilian-security-force.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Gatewaypundit:<\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic\">&quot;Unfortunately for America, Barack Obama&#8217;s security plan is already practiced.<br \/>\nNot in America but in Marxist regimes.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hyscience.com\/archives\/2008\/11\/is_obamas_civil.php\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Hyscience.com<\/a> weighs in with a blog entry tastefully titled &quot;Is Obama&#8217;s &#8216;civilian national security force&#8217; a ruse for something far more sinister?&quot;:<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic\">&quot;However, Obama&#8217;s vague and often shadowy past, his associations, and his prior rhetoric, foretell of something far more sinister that would include putting impressionable youth through a course of brainwashing, and pro-Marxist activities.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And from our non-partisanly paranoid friends at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/?p=3417\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Infowars<\/a>:<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-style: italic\">&quot;It appears candidate Obama, if elected, fully intends to recruit young citizens into something he calls a \u201cnational security force,\u201d apparently a large paramilitary group \u201cjust as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded\u201d as the U.S. military.&quot;<br \/>\n<\/span><br \/>\nNow, I believe, with all my heart, that even with a Democratic majority in both houses, a Democrat president couldn&#8217;t get a pound of government cheese to an unwed mother without bleeding political capital like a stuck pig, so the chances of a giant Cultural-Revolution-style gestapo-denunciation-squad marching through the mainstreets of America is pretty much nil.<\/p>\n<p>My guess, is that was a throwaway line to signal that he&#8217;s willing to increase funding to domestic law-enforcement and surveillance. Essentially the sort of thing Clinton always did to make it seem like he was tough on crime, even though everyone knows that cops don&#8217;t stop crime, they just punish random people after the crime has been committed.<\/p>\n<p>But if I&#8217;ll be keeping an eye out to see if that man actually clarifies what the hell he was talking about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a bar last night I was talking to my friend who was all scared because he had heard that Obama was going to institute mandatory national service at the behest of some advisers who have a history with similar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/11\/09\/i-was-wrong-obama-is-scary-after-all\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>I was wrong. 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