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Here’s a few sights from grocery stores around Austin. <\/p>\n

Every once in a while I have to use the restroom at the HEB when it’s being cleaned, so I have to visit the second-floor employees’ facilities.
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\nIt’s a grackle’s eye view of the store.<\/p>\n

The other day I did a walk-through of the El Rancho<\/a> Supermercado up on Research. It was a sensory-overwhelming experience, crowded, colorful and filled with visually perplexing products. Take for instance what is clearly the most awesome birthday cake ever created.
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\nThere is a freaking T-Rex bursting out of a volcano! I repeat, a freaking T-Rex bursting out of a volcano!<\/span><\/p>\n

These fish are striped bass. It’s an ocean-going species that the State of Texas frequently stocks in reservoirs, including Lady Bird Lake.
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\nConsider this a wistful photo of an angler’s dream.<\/p>\n

I bought a crockpot recently, and I’m going to be kicking myself for ages because I didn’t buy one large enough to fit una cabeza de borrega<\/span>.
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\nMaybe if I tamped it down?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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