{"id":413,"date":"2008-12-11T02:18:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-11T02:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/12\/11\/space-squid-slushpile-empty-and-clean\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:13","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:13","slug":"space-squid-slushpile-empty-and-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/12\/11\/space-squid-slushpile-empty-and-clean\/","title":{"rendered":"Space Squid slushpile, empty and clean"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a month and a half since I last looked at the slushpile (I know, less frequently than I promise in the guidelines), but all the correspondence and all the submissions have been properly attended. <\/p>\n<p>Right now this issue is running an acceptance rate of 1 for every 70 submissions. I anticipate that number falling significantly, because there are several promising stories awaiting the scrutiny of the other editors. <\/p>\n<p>Plus I&#8217;m advocating getting more content than usual. At the moment we have four cases of legal paper in my closet at home, and I&#8217;ve just ordered some immensely cheap toner for our beloved copier Sanjay2. I feel that warrants adding another couple pages to our skanky zine.<\/p>\n<p>In this last pile of slush there were only a couple of stories that involved abduction of rednecks, down from the usual rate. <\/p>\n<p>I also noticed that when a story bored me in the first couple of paragraphs (SPACE SQUID is a publication that <span style=\"font-style: italic\">must never publish anything boring<\/span>) and I skipped to the end, there was invariably a climactic sentence that used the word &quot;matter&quot;. As in &quot;and nothing else mattered&quot; or &quot;and that was all that mattered.&quot; I noticed that happened about eight times this evening.<\/p>\n<p>SPACE SQUID prefers climactic sentences with much more specificity.<\/p>\n<p>Now would be a great time to submit to the squid. I&#8217;ll probably be bored through the end of the year, with nothing better to do than read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a month and a half since I last looked at the slushpile (I know, less frequently than I promise in the guidelines), but all the correspondence and all the submissions have been properly attended. 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