{"id":412,"date":"2008-12-12T04:09:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T04:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/12\/12\/links-you-could-do-without\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:13","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:13","slug":"links-you-could-do-without","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2008\/12\/12\/links-you-could-do-without\/","title":{"rendered":"Links you could do without"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t forget about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1601\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">picture contest<\/a>. This is your chance to get neat prizes and win the respect you deserve.<\/p>\n<p>Now, for some more random internet stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Japanese inventor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/article2023392.ece\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> improves on women<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry, they found the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.watoday.com.au\/national\/missing-inflatable-breasts-found-20081210-6vgf.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">100,000 breasts<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>They also found water on an <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.wired.com\/wiredscience\/2008\/12\/embargoed---wat.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">extra-solar planet<\/a>. Of course this planet is a hot Jupiter, which means that it&#8217;s about as conducive to life as a smoking-hot meat grinder, but it&#8217;s a start.<\/p>\n<p>Japanese zoo workers stage an<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PgHQfxT7ImI\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> extremely unconvincing rhino attack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And across the sea in China, there&#8217;s an extremely unconvincing<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9PV_IoLTsBU&amp;amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"> rickshaw driver<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t forget about the picture contest. This is your chance to get neat prizes and win the respect you deserve. Now, for some more random internet stuff. Japanese inventor improves on women. Don&#8217;t worry, they found the 100,000 breasts. 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