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Just two more days of the picture quiz<\/a> and all the fabulous prizes you could ever want.<\/p>\n

So a while ago, acting more out of optimism than any real need, I bought matthewbey.com<\/a>. To all the other Matthew Bey’s out there, whether you’re college athletes or Mathematics grad students at the UT, there’s room on the internet for only one Matthew Bey and that’s me. You guys can be matthewbey.org or something skeezy like that.<\/p>\n

For years now I’ve left my namesake domain in a fairly feral state. There was some rough content and an embarrassing free hosting service with automatic banner ads.<\/p>\n

Well, people have been linking to the site, so I figured I should probably spruce it up a bit. <\/p>\n

This is to announce that Matthew Bey Dot Com <\/a>is now online.<\/p>\n

I’ll be adding a little more content in the coming weeks, but it’s in an acceptable condition right now. The big quandry right now is how interesting I want to make the site. Do I want to fill it with all sorts of zaniness, or do I want it to not terrifically freak out a potential employer?<\/p>\n

Of course I could always blame the site on that freaky math student with my name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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