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The inestimable Lawrence Person blogged about his complete Space Squid collection<\/a> and the clay tablet that he acquired at the Armadillocon art auction. As it turns out, he has the tablet on a place of honor on his mantelpiece. Right next to the talking Ann Coulter doll and the dinosaur bone.
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\nLawrence Person denies that Coulter has been calling Space Squid<\/span> a bunch of liberal traitors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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