{"id":397,"date":"2009-01-09T21:32:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T21:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/01\/09\/food-frakker-last-of-the-holidays\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:12","slug":"food-frakker-last-of-the-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/01\/09\/food-frakker-last-of-the-holidays\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Frakker: Last of the Holidays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my family, nothing says the holidays quite like krumkake. It&#8217;s a crispy, Norwegian cookie that&#8217;s rolled into a tube, and filled with cream or Danish pudding (not pictured).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/14513133464967e231c62f5.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI actually own a krumkake iron, but I didn&#8217;t fire it up for the holidays because it was packed away in a storage unit beneath a pile of ex-girlfriend stuff. Here it is, along with the conical mold used for shaping the hot cookies while they&#8217;re still bendable.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/13096820744967e26370d80.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nNote the fine Scandinavian rosemaling waffle design.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/19134558264967e21db915d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Another signature family food, harking back to the days on the farm in South Dakota, the oven-fried pancake. It&#8217;s also called oven pancake fluff.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/9397276314967e27d5ad66.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2789350794967e2afc6237.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s called &quot;oven-fried&quot; because you bake it in a pan that already has a full stick of melted margarine. Then, to eat it, you slather it with more margarine. Or jam, but why skimp on a good thing?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/9694104994967e5202743f.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I swear, the Fiesta grocery has greatly improved the amount of variety in my life. Here&#8217;s a series of impulse purchases:<\/p>\n<p>Head cheese:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/11511475164967e2b722cfc.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hawthorne apples, which have about five pits per fruit and taste kinda like pears:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/5094147834967e2cc4cf9e.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From the &quot;elotes&quot; stand outside the Fiesta:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2234825894967e2d317849.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nMy front teeth aren&#8217;t quite solid enough to eat the corn off the cob, but it&#8217;s still pretty delicious in a cup, each kernel cooked to a plump al dente. Served with cayenne powder and mayo.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a new taco stand in my neighborhood. I don&#8217;t like the salsa as much as I did with the previous taco stand, but the barbacoa is delicious, tender, and fatty.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/15558694034967e51939256.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I finally passed by Jalapeno Joe&#8217;s on Airport at a time when they were open and I was hungry. The two-taco chicharron plate was under $5.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/5305270804967e2287180d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nI imagine that the sloughed face-skin of Nazis staring into the Ark of the Covenant would be every bit as tender and juicy as these delicately stewed pig-skins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my family, nothing says the holidays quite like krumkake. It&#8217;s a crispy, Norwegian cookie that&#8217;s rolled into a tube, and filled with cream or Danish pudding (not pictured). 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