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Everyone I work with at the bakery is a weenie, so whenever a news crew comes in to do a story about whatever Obama cookie we have on hand, I’m the guy who gets to talk to them. But I guess I’m a public figure and all (um, sure I am) so I’ve got the media savvy.<\/p>\n

I don’t know how long these links will last, but here’s the news segment<\/a> posted by KVUE this evening. You only have to watch the first minute or so, the part with me in it. Whenever I see media of myself, I’m always shocked by how much I sound like Grover.<\/p>\n

Also, note that I’m wearing my "You may be a zombie if…" T-Shirt.<\/p>\n

If this extended text article works<\/a>, Ms.Tuma obligingly quotes my delirious ramblings about the semiotic transgressions of decorated cookies:<\/p>\n

"I think that there’s a special relationship between cookies and what they represent, or the symbolic appreciation of how a sugar cookie can take on the aspects of the things it has printed on it," he says. "Like a Valentine’s cookie in a certain way represents love, and an Obama cookie in a certain way takes on attributes of Obama."<\/p>\n

In related news, I’m already sick and tired of the Obama administration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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