{"id":391,"date":"2009-01-20T01:25:40","date_gmt":"2009-01-20T01:25:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/01\/20\/matthew-bey-on-tv\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:12","slug":"matthew-bey-on-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/01\/20\/matthew-bey-on-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"Matthew Bey on TV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone I work with at the bakery is a weenie, so whenever a news crew comes in to do a story about whatever Obama cookie we have on hand, I&#8217;m the guy who gets to talk to them. But I guess I&#8217;m a public figure and all (um, sure I am) so I&#8217;ve got the media savvy.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how long these links will last, but here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kvue.com\/video\/index.html?nvid=323183\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">the news segment<\/a> posted by KVUE this evening. You only have to watch the first minute or so, the part with me in it. Whenever I see media of myself, I&#8217;m always shocked by how much I sound like Grover.<\/p>\n<p>Also, note that I&#8217;m wearing my &quot;You may be a zombie if&#8230;&quot; T-Shirt.<\/p>\n<p>If this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.txcn.com\/sharedcontent\/dws\/txcn\/austin\/stories\/011909kvue-obama-keepsakes-eh.db77253.html\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">extended text article works<\/a>, Ms.Tuma obligingly quotes my delirious ramblings about the semiotic transgressions of decorated cookies:<\/p>\n<p>&quot;I think that there&#8217;s a special relationship between cookies and what they represent, or the symbolic appreciation of how a sugar cookie can take on the aspects of the things it has printed on it,&quot; he says. &quot;Like a Valentine&#8217;s cookie in a certain way represents love, and an Obama cookie in a certain way takes on attributes of Obama.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>In related news, I&#8217;m already sick and tired of the Obama administration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone I work with at the bakery is a weenie, so whenever a news crew comes in to do a story about whatever Obama cookie we have on hand, I&#8217;m the guy who gets to talk to them. 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