{"id":378,"date":"2009-02-20T03:20:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-20T03:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/02\/20\/chess-and-the-ladies\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:11","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:11","slug":"chess-and-the-ladies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/02\/20\/chess-and-the-ladies\/","title":{"rendered":"Chess and the Ladies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Way back when, I posted about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=83\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">the blackboard at work<\/a> which I&#8217;ve been using for chess games with a coworker on a different shift. Well, we&#8217;ve played several games since then (I can&#8217;t believe that the management hasn&#8217;t said anything about this appropriation of bakery resources this entire time).<\/p>\n<p>In general, Mr. Hall has been beating me. I think that he&#8217;s won three, tied one, and lost another to me. In my defense, I tend to make my moves in the couple of minutes between getting off shift and going home to take a nap. If my brain weren&#8217;t so blown-out at the end of the day, I would be doing a bit better.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the current game. You can see in this photo my signature variation on the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bird%27s_Opening\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Bird&#8217;s opening<\/a>.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/1178797182499e19cf1e1e8.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s my strongest opening, with a center-pawn structure that rarely gets broken. Although Mr.Hall seems to have done just that.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/2048755274499e19c8c5cdb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nWe&#8217;re at a crux in the game right now. I&#8217;ve let him blow my entire pawn structure to heck in return for a rook\/bishop+pawn exchange and a chance to ravish his king like a bottlenose dolphin.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/180087297499e19c128532.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nAlthough, if history serves as an indication, my recklessness is going to prove my undoing by the time I return to work tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>On the subject of chess, I&#8217;ve been reading <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Chess Bitch<\/span> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennifershahade.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Jennifer Shahade<\/a> (two time U.S. women&#8217;s chess champion).<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/1483993664499e1b1271377.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a feminist exploration of the role of women in professional chess. <\/p>\n<p>Much of the first chapter explores the common argument that women aren&#8217;t common in professional chess because they aren&#8217;t smart enough for it. <\/p>\n<p>Obviously Jennifer Shahade doesn&#8217;t condone this argument, but I feel there&#8217;s a lot of similarity between that sentiment and a similarly asinine opinion that floats around our circles frequently: there aren&#8217;t many women writing hard sci-fi because they aren&#8217;t smart enough. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an argument that breaks easily into an ad hominem rebuttal: &quot;Dudes with Aspergers think that people who don&#8217;t like the same things as dudes with Aspergers, aren&#8217;t as smart as them.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>As I read the book, I&#8217;ve tried to widen the comparison between chess and sci-fi, and there aren&#8217;t as many common points as you would think. Chess masters seem to hit their peak around the age of 20, and sci-fi writers generally have to wait another fifteen years. From the stories in <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Chess Bitch<\/span>, one would conclude it&#8217;s because the children have been groomed to the game by their parents from the earliest possible age. <\/p>\n<p>You rarely hear of five-year olds getting a personal coach to teach them to write sci-fi.<\/p>\n<p>But Jennifer Shahade makes me want to take chess more seriously. Reading the tales of struggle in the face of persecution and condescension, leads me to think that it&#8217;s more than just something to do on a disused chalkboard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Way back when, I posted about the blackboard at work which I&#8217;ve been using for chess games with a coworker on a different shift. 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