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You know how I said that I probably wouldn’t be posting pictures of the Easter Zombie event at Frugal Media? I think everyone knows by now that I have no sense of shame, so here they are.<\/p>\n


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\n(thanks to editor d chang for the photography)<\/span><\/p>\n

And here’s the aftermath:
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\nThis is a little misleading, because about two pounds of glitter ended up in my hair. I’ve taken three showers and there’s still glitter migrating out of my scalp and down my face.
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\nDamn, kids are vicious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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