{"id":337,"date":"2009-05-01T22:37:56","date_gmt":"2009-05-01T22:37:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/01\/watery-wonder-world\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","slug":"watery-wonder-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/01\/watery-wonder-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Watery wonder world"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 9px;line-height: normal\">(note: for unregistered users, the &quot;shoutbox&quot; is now operational)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The X recently gave me her aquarium. It&#8217;s mainly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1238\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">the same fish<\/a> I was taking care of last summer, but she upgraded to a much larger tank.<\/p>\n<p>This put me in a conundrum. Exactly how elaborate and expensive should I make this aquarium setup? It&#8217;s one of those things where there&#8217;s an unlimited reservoir of complexity accessible to the hobbyist.  <\/p>\n<p>Case in point, the natural aquarium movement, as pioneered by Japanese Aquarium artist <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Takashi_Amano\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Takashi Amano<\/a>.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/32734664449fb75460d778.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nHis tanks employ a zen garden aesthetic, which favors asymmetrical framing and an implied sense of depth.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/19835000749fb753b39d45.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nNow, the plants themselves aren&#8217;t too expensive, but they don&#8217;t grow that way by themselves. If I were to try and replicate something like that (and I&#8217;m not saying I won&#8217;t) I would need four times the wattage of light that I&#8217;m currently using (at least) and a CO2 drip apparatus. Much of this equipment can bought through the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adana-usa.com\/index.php?main_page=afa_portfolio\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">SF Bay area<\/a> retailer of Amano materials. Not only do they sell the CO2 apparatus, but they also sell the necessary fertilizer, aquarium filters made from blown-glass, and German surgical steel pruning scissors that cost about $100 a pair.<\/p>\n<p>So, no, I don&#8217;t figure I&#8217;ll be dropping $500 on a really neat fish tank anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I created a reaction to Amano&#8217;s natural aquaria style, what I call unnatural aquariums. It cost me about $7 at the dollar store.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/82207228649fb754ed0210.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/199270118349fb752e575bb.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nMy housemate said that the aquarium is now the nicest thing in the house, which is surely an exaggeration, but damn if those fish aren&#8217;t engrossing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(note: for unregistered users, the &quot;shoutbox&quot; is now operational) The X recently gave me her aquarium. It&#8217;s mainly the same fish I was taking care of last summer, but she upgraded to a much larger tank. 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