{"id":334,"date":"2009-05-03T21:40:23","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T21:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/03\/some-of-the-better-movies-seen-recently\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","slug":"some-of-the-better-movies-seen-recently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/03\/some-of-the-better-movies-seen-recently\/","title":{"rendered":"some of the better movies seen recently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People just can&#8217;t leave those vintage movies alone. Just after watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/article.php?id=4482\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Alien Trespass<\/a>, I thought I would check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Pe9Fs10IIk0\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">The Lost Skeleton of Cadarva<\/span><\/a>, a less respectful and far funnier spoof on the 50s sci-fi flick.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/183670765849fe071e083ea.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I watched a lot of Bruce LaBruce back in college. You know, back when I was curious and experimenting with underground cinema. It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve heard of him. His new film is an English language German production of a gay zombie arthouse porno spoof. Considering the mishmash of genres, it&#8217;s not surprising to see that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bUln983oZao\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Otto; or, Up With Dead People<\/span><\/a> has a motherfucking semi-colon in the title. If you&#8217;ve ever watched 90s era guerrilla-style cult movies, you know what to expect with this flick. If you just happen to be browsing zombie movies on Netflix instant view, you will probably be a bit shocked to run across a movie with some pretty damn squicky gay-zombie hard-core explicit sex scenes.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/11112357549fe0776932cd.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s less a zombie movie and more a love-letter to homeless gay crusty punks.<\/p>\n<p>\nIf you had read my previous review for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblog_entry.php?e=1388\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Bikini Blood Bath<\/a>, you would probably not be surprised that I deliberately hunted down the sequel, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0KI59ZI_Oy4\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Bikini Blood Bath Carwash<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/10387050349fe07376616c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nIt took Netflix about a month to get this DVD to me, which is entirely unacceptable. Like it&#8217;s predecessor, it&#8217;s amazingly stupid (more like stupid-funny), the sort of movie that Troma used to make before they started taking their Tromaness so seriously. Debbie Rochon has a much larger part in this movie (despite dying in the previous one) and she steals the whole show. But let&#8217;s not forget there&#8217;s also plenty of bikinis.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/28117508349fe076b2107c.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I caught <span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Watchmen<\/span> just before it left the theaters.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/38781215749fe075432019.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nMeh.<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=LkztcNXYbus\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Tokyo Zombie<\/span><\/a> looks like a Takeshi Miike movie, and has all the same actors and quirkiness, but it is not.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/202865497449fe076341836.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Dy9TyMZvF3g\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">Tokyo Gore Police<\/span><\/a> spills more blood and guts than the entire nation of Japan has seen in the past fifty years combined.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/196837780649fe074b468ce.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no point telling you what the plot is. The plot simply facilitates over-the-top violence.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t find<span style=\"font-weight: bold\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=kQWz-Pq5JDsfeature=related\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Sanshiro Sugata<\/a><\/span> on DVD. You have to hunt down an independent video store and go up to their Akira Kurasawa collection (which every independent video store has) and rent the VHS. A little while ago I watched a truly amazing Hong Kong judo epic called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hkcinemagic.com\/en\/movie.asp?id=5116\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">Throw Down<\/a> that made frequent and intimate reference to <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Sanchiro Sugata<\/span>, which is the grandfather of all judo epics. <br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/176817280549fe073241086.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s been one of the best kept secrets in film that Jean Claude van Damme is a damn fine actor. In the foreign arthouse flick <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PBmTA51qGzM\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">JCVD<\/span><\/a> he finally gets to show that to the world, by playing himself.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/bb\/weblogs\/upload\/5\/92278261849fe074176aba.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><br \/>\nThe Netflix instant view version is dubbed, which is a crying shame. But it&#8217;s a meta-movie about breaking the fourth wall, so I&#8217;ll allow it just this once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People just can&#8217;t leave those vintage movies alone. Just after watching Alien Trespass, I thought I would check out The Lost Skeleton of Cadarva, a less respectful and far funnier spoof on the 50s sci-fi flick. 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