{"id":332,"date":"2009-05-06T16:54:18","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T16:54:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/06\/robolather\/"},"modified":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","modified_gmt":"2012-08-17T05:24:08","slug":"robolather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.revolutionsf.com\/revblogs\/zombielapdance\/2009\/05\/06\/robolather\/","title":{"rendered":"RoboLather"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the years, you’ve seen many inventions that have popped out of my brilliant mind. Machines like the CryoBev3000<\/a> or invaluable tools like the beyboard<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Now, I have created my most terrifyingly brilliant invention yet, the RoboLather.
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\nYou know how difficult it is to make a shaving lather, what with all the tedious brushing of the shaving mug? I have eliminated much of that needless labor by attaching shaving brushes to an electric mixer.
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\nNow, all you have to do is wet the mug and the RoboLather does all the work!
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\nHere’s a youtube video of the RoboLather in action.<\/a>
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\nThere has never been an easier way to generate a shaving lather. Go now, you’re all free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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